Used to Vend Buns. Now I’m a Bap Tosser. Fond of #DoctorWho, Heavy Metal, #StarTrek, Science. Considerably less fond of Donald Trump. #TheResistance #Shitgibbon
Ollie’s House. Not Scotland.
Joined April 2015
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Hello arseholes! Did you miss me? I apologise if you’ve tweeted me and I’ve not replied. I think I’ve replied to all my DM’s, but going back through two years of mentions may take a bit longer. So where the fuck do you think I’ve been, I hear you ask. Well.. buckle up..
Happy Christmas to all, unless you’re orange and have a face like a face like a scrotum that’s been ravaged by a Rottweiler.
Trump desperately trying to distract everyone from the Epstein files and convince everyone he’s not a raging paedophile.
I don’t think it’s going well, if I’m honest.. #CreepyDon
Remember when the Right lost their collective shit when Michelle Obama suggested people eat healthier? Yeh.. 🙄
My mouth is full of blood. Because I’ve bitten my own tongue (as opposed to someone else’s). There’s proof of intelligent design if I ever needed it.. a designer who created us with the ability to accidentally eat ourselves… 🙄
Bacon Fingered Bap Tosser 🔞 retweeted
Dear #MAGA. Let’s get something straight. There is no such thing as “Trump Derangement Syndrome”. What you call “TDS” is your pathetic attempt to cope with the fact that half the country HATES Trump, because he’s a classless pig, a misogynist dinosaur and a shambling wreck..
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A number of you (that number being zero) have asked what I want for Christmas. After no thought, I have no idea what I’d like, and while I don’t wish to seem ungrateful, I have made a list of things I most definitely do NOT want. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
A number of you (that number being zero) have asked what I want for Christmas. After no thought, I have no idea what I’d like, and while I don’t wish to seem ungrateful, I have made a list of things I most definitely do NOT want. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Mum thought I’d like some cheese cubes. These are the cubes. I can only assume she thinks I’ve turned into a baby gerbil. Understandable, as my whiskers are quite long.
He’s speaking from his arse, like you.
What a hypocrite. You are the one using politics Margie. @realDonaldTrump is speaking from the heart...you are trying to get clicks.
Dear #MAGA. Let’s get something straight. There is no such thing as “Trump Derangement Syndrome”. What you call “TDS” is your pathetic attempt to cope with the fact that half the country HATES Trump, because he’s a classless pig, a misogynist dinosaur and a shambling wreck..
He’s an adjudicated rapist, a sexual deviant who you know damn well you wouldn’t let babysit your kids; a foul, crass disgrace to the Office of the Presidency. He’s destroying the country, economically and socially. And you are so deep in your stupid red hat cult that you’ll..
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Christmas songs are just Stockholm syndrome set to sleigh bells. We've been held hostage by the same twelve melodies since Eisenhower and somehow convinced ourselves it's tradition.
I’ll never sing “it’s Beginning to Look A lot Like Christmas” with the original lyrics again! Another masterpiece from the Queen of Snark, Randy Rainbow! Merry Fuckmas!
Being they are the ones being talked about, they SHOULD be there. They were invited so we could hear their perspective and life stories. That’s not “planting” people. You’re just afraid of people hearing the truth about what they have to endure.
