⭐️ 2026 TOUR & BOOK Namaste Motherf*ckers • Live at the Apollo • QI • ⭐️ No longer active on X - find me on Instagram/Bluesky/Facebook/Threads 🙏🏻
Camden Town, London
Joined December 2014
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I stopped using Twitter some time ago, but will make an exception today:
As Elon today becomes the world’s first trillionaire, I wholeheartedly approve of this cropping up at a bus stop near the Tesla flagship showroom in Tottenham.
❤️ London.
Don’t ❤️ Musk. – at Tottenham, London
Chatting to the outstanding Miriam O’Callaghan on RTE Radio 1 in a few minutes about my upcoming shows in Dublin and Belfast. Can’t wait!
@RTERadio1
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Hey @Iberia So I have a flight home tomorrow that you have cancelled on your system. I have the confirmation email direct from you & I paid in full yet you’re denying it ever existed. Anyone want to help me? I have spent most of today on the phone with no success. Please DM me.
Just had a little cry and Jeff put his paw on my face and held it there ‘til I stopped. (Now he thinks he’s bloody Oprah and is after a treat.)
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Made mistake of wearing jumpsuit to a scan appointment. Sonographer asked me to remove bottoms only and returned to find me in just bra and socks. In hindsight wish I’d taken the socks off. And explained the jumpsuit.
You’re a big part of the book, @DrHelenFry - thank you, this means a lot 🙏🏻
Look what landed on my doorstep. Huge congrats to @callybeaton in this hilariously funny book with so many relatable truths.
What have spies, history and menopause got in common? Find out in the book…
Thanks for including me in the index 😉
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I said I wouldn’t post here again - I lied, but only so I can tell you where to find me as I’d love to see you again. Links to all other platforms in comments. Bye bye Twitter. The good bits were good 👋🏻 🐦 🙏🏻
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Following in the footsteps of many, I’m no longer posting here. Pinning this to my profile before deleting account in a couple of weeks. Find me over on Instagram & Threads: @callybeatoncomedian. It’s (mainly) nice there. Adios Twitter 🙏🏻 (never would call it X).
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This week’s pod ep with Tom Ward getting a lot of love, and not just because he grew up thinking he was Jesus. Listen up! Link in comments. #comedy #podcast @AuddyShows @podpeopleuk @ebdonmgt 🎙️🙏🏻
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Over in Madrid and today my daughter started her new job. It was all I could do not to help her pick her outfit & check she had a drink & a snack in her bag. She’s a grown woman who’s lived abroad for 6 years, 3 of them in Madrid.
This week’s pod guest Mr Tom Ward on fatherhood, gigging, growing up, drinking, religion, charity shops and being poisoned. Oh, and he and his sister thinking they were Jesus. Search ‘Cally Beaton podcast’ or click link in comments 🎙️ #comedy #podcast @podpeopleuk @ebdonmgt