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◥◤Caroline Calloway

@carolinecaloway

Writer. No, not that one. The other writer. The one you love. 🌺🌸💊🥂✨🐍🧚‍♂️🦋📘 Order my very real book, SCAMMER

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“SCAMMER IS FUNNY, ENGAGING, AND FULL OF GENUINE INSIGHT.” THE NEW YORKER FUCKING SAID THAT!!!!! I’M SCREAMING newyorker.com/books/under-re…

The “Scammer” and the Scammed

The duelling memoirs of Caroline Calloway and Natalie Beach.

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@hntrbrkmediaJan 6
NEW: Insurance giants are hiding billions meant to lower Americans’ drug costs. Our year-long investigation details how CVS, UnitedHealth, and Cigna created shell companies to evade reform efforts and hide payments received from drugmakers. Cc: @mcuban
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@hntrbrkmediaJan 7
.@carolinecaloway’s face says it all… Even when @mcuban is reading, PBM contracts don’t make a ton of sense. Contracts intended to confuse and conceal are one part of the PBM GPO scheme. Listen to our latest episode of The Hunt for the rest. Promise it’s much more exciting than this clip!
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The only gift I’d guide you to give out this year is free: Stolen plates from The Corner Store, aka Rich People Applebee’s. Use them ONLY as pet food bowls. It’s chic, irreverent, zero-waste, and zero-cost. Your friends’ cats and dogs will love!!!!! Merry Christmas XO CC 🎄🎁🦋✨
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Ok technically he was not an assassin when we fucked
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That I know of. But still!!!!
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OMG GUYS I LITERALLY FUCKED THE UNITED HEALTHCARE CEO ASSASSIN
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@TheSpectator14 Oct 2024
Caroline Calloway: my hurricane diary trib.al/Vc88mCK
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jihane@jihanebousfiha_24 Mar 2020
this is why florence pugh should play caroline calloway in a biopic
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Caroline Calloway survived the hurricane and is back to the business of influencing: “I’ve been making content in my down time because we’ve been trapped in doors, but it's not why I stayed," Calloway told The Post. dlvr.it/TFGjbS
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@nypost12 Oct 2024
Caroline Calloway survived the hurricane and is back to the business of influencing trib.al/w0cjIAC
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Matt McDonald@mattjpfmcdonald11 Oct 2024
you’re welcome thespectator.com/topic/carol…
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mari malandro ⁷ ✨@MalandroMari11 Oct 2024
just found out caroline polachek and caroline calloway are two different people but is it in a hannah montana way?
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◥◤Caroline Calloway@carolinecaloway9 Oct 2024
Where there’s a Callowill, there’s a Calloway.
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◥◤Caroline Calloway@carolinecaloway10 Oct 2024
Very jealous of all those seeing charli upstate today, but I do feel like the *real* storm king rn
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Very jealous of all those seeing charli upstate today, but I do feel like the *real* storm king rn
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claire schultz@anotherclaire10 Oct 2024
i’m so sorry i can’t work today i’m genuinely too fixated on whether or not caroline calloway is still alive
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@people10 Oct 2024
Caroline Calloway Sends Update from Florida Home After Hurricane Milton's Landfall: 'I Lived Bitch' (Exclusive) people.com/caroline-calloway…
Caroline Calloway Sends Update from Florida Home After Hurricane Milton's Landfall: 'I Lived Bitch'...

Caroline Calloway Sends Update from Florida Home After Hurricane Milton's Landfall: 'I Lived Bitch'...

Influencer and author Caroline Calloway, 32, updated PEOPLE on her current condition after she refused to evacuate her home in Sarasota, Fla. ahead of Hurricane Milton's landfall

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@katienotopoulos10 Oct 2024
CAROLINE CALLOWAY MARKED SAFE
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I Lived Bitch | Know Your Meme

I Lived Bitch | Know Your Meme

I Lived Bitch refers to a quote from a text message containing a photograph of a man recovering in a hospital room and text message reading "I Lived Bitch.

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