Carp-Tart

Fwd: Best Foot

I like checking the mail, even the weekly flyers

If you're not content now, you won't be content when you get what you want either.

The satisfaction of a loaded dishwasher

Being a bat must be like being served dinner at a ping pong match.

People you depend on to get the job done won't do their part but you can still get your part done. It'll take more work.

Don't cross the opposing turn lane. #lazyleftturn

Could this work @USTreasury?

Today I woke up thinking... what would Weezer wear? #wwww