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The turd you can’t flush. Checkout our podcast here at https://nitter.cf/t.co/2rhKwZ2jIm Monday - Friday 3-4pm ET.

Joined September 2018
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I almost never go on vacation, but I had the most amazing week off. From Halloween in Nashville, to Turdstock, to all the wonderful musicians and awesome people there, to writing two monster songs with legends Jeffery Steele and Angie Aparo this week, and now back home to the most loving greeting of a lifetime from my doggies. I want to thank @JewelsJonesLive for covering me this week to make this happen. See you guys on my podcast on Monday - I have a lot to say / love you all.
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Protect Elon Musk at all cost.
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Oh no, the biggest grifter on X has spoken.
Laura Loomer was paid to create a social media campaign targeting me for taking a trip to our American ally, Qatar. It was very important to who paid her (and I know who) to paint our Qatari allies as Radical Islamist enemies of America. Just one example!
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WAPO ? Fake news.
Exclusive: The right-wing activist Laura Loomer has been paid by private clients to make political posts on social media without publicly disclosing the payments, according to a former Trump campaign aide and others familiar with the arrangements. wapo.st/4BPQbL5
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I just checked, and Trump didn’t nuke Iran like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones said he would. it’s almost like they’re full of 💩 gaslighting serial liars
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The cheating is so obvious it’s almost laughable
Donald Trump KNOWS ‼️ Trump just shared Democrats “cheating algorithm” they used in the midterms! Democrats cheating algorithm: The 85/15 Algorithm. For every 1000 Trump votes, 150 are algorithmically switched to Dems It's the same pattern in every state that went blue
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Elon Musk is the Benjamin Franklin of our time - it’s a miracle what he’s doing. So what do the Democrats want to do with him? Put him in prison. You better wake up and fight for what’s right, right now. And the scumbag doomer grifters like Tucker, Alex Jones, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Thomas Massie are on the side of the Left. Wake up and know who the enemy of our country is.
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There’s so many POS snakes, pretending to be on our side. I don’t know about you, but I’ve had it with these backstabbing losers.
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When I found Pedro, he was skin and bones, had about 500 ticks on him, and almost no hair. He just showed up in my yard at the last place I lived before the Catturd Ranch. He was already fully grown and that was well over a decade ago. I don’t know exactly how old he is, but he’s really old. He’s turned grey, goes slow, and has good days and bad. Senior dogs are special and Pedro is the best of them. I don’t know how much more time he has, but I cherish every day he’s still here. Of all my rescues, he’s my best boy.
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That’s never going to happen. They’re worthless.
🚨 BREAKING: Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) demands the Senate IMMEDIATELY reconvene on Monday morning, work EVERY DAY until Democrats take power, and pass budget reforms, election integrity and EVERYTHING WE NEED "STAY UP there until January...get everything done. Stay EVERY DAY. Through Christmas, through Thanksgiving, through New Year's, every day!" "We should balance the budget. We should pass permitting reform. We should get election security done." "People want jobs. They want more affordable government. We have the power to do it RIGHT NOW." 🇺🇸 "We KNOW the Dems are gonna destroy the filibuster!" Rick Scott wants a RAPID FIRE approach to get everything done while Dems don't control the chamber. And if the filibuster isn't nuked, do it via reconciliation! Send as much common sense to Trump's desk while we have the chance. This would be a good start to 2028!
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Just happened to find a “missing memory card” nothing to see here.
Georgia election officials discover missing memory card with 388 uncounted votes, flipping state House race from Democrat to Republican.
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Like you know anybody important 😂
There isn't one person I know in Congress in the Republican or Democratic party in D.C. who likes this guy. NOT ONE.
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My state continues to deliver.
🚨 JUST IN: Republican Ryan Elijah has CLINCHED Florida's 7th District, the state just told him there will be NO recount, so the seat stays RED 🇺🇸 "We have secured a winning margin of votes and just got word from the Florida Department of State that there will be no recount in our race." "The remaining overseas ballots that may come in will not mathematically change the outcome." Elijah finished 1,631 votes ahead of Democrat Bale Dalton so far, 161,300 to 159,669. That's a 0.503% margin, just over Florida's 0.5% automatic recount trigger The district covers all of Seminole County and part of Volusia, and Trump carried it by 12 points in 2024. Democrats spent the whole week hoping to flip it, and it didn't happen. THANK GOD. "I am honored by the faith the people of Central Florida have placed in me…and look forward to getting to Washington this week for orientation." Congratulations, Congressman-elect Elijah!
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Just like Trump’s said over and over for 2 years.
🚨 BREAKING: James Talarico pledges to vote to abolish the filibuster in the Senate: "I believe that the majority has the right to govern in this country."
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