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I’m tired of dancing here all by myself.
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Today, Abdul El-Sayed will be practicing shamwow law because he is on his way to clean up the Senate 🧼
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To all the people texting me asking if this is a real quote: Yep.
Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) on Stephen Miller becoming the new White House Chief of Staff “I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office.” Source: The Washington Sun
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When they arrest Stephen Miller, they should bring a net so he can't escape by transforming into a cloud of bats.
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His last ditch authoritarian bullshit move before his ass gets fired as a scapegoat.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth has authorized the D.C. National Guard to begin using boats, several dozen marked police cars, humvees and light medium tactical vehicles in the nation’s capital. politico.com/news/2026/11/05…
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YES PLEASE
SNL should invite Kate McKinnon back to sing hallelujah again on Saturday
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We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
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When everyone was on their back foot in '25, Zohran changed the energy and found a formula for politics that was joyful, disciplined, and unafraid. Completely changed the game.
Americans are tired of being told their needs are unrealistic by politicians who have been bought by the wealthiest people in the country.
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We’re going to toss out subpoenas like Mardi Gras beads.
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I keep thinking about Amy Acton not picking up Ramaswamy’s concession call. She did not owe him the courtesy of answering her phone, and she knew it. We don’t have to take calls from our monsters. Not any of us. We don’t even have to listen to their pathetic message. We can just push delete.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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God it’s like Christmas today
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:
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Hey Dems we want a vibe that’s Mamdani + vindictive. We want effective leadership that gets shit done and improves people’s lives. And we want to see the fucking traitors face consequences. Do both.
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First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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And so it was.
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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Okay, this is good. Now. And this part is a lil tricky. We’ve had trouble with it before, so listen closely: You need to fucking do something with this power IMMEDIATELY when you get sworn in. Day one. No more letters. Use this power day one or your asses will never get it again.
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WOKE 3 WE ARE DEPORTING ELON MUSK
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google maps just updated to "united states of gaymerica" ????
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