Rob Paone

When the market needed him most, he answered the call

They’re still running ads??

I survived the midterm election bear market of November 4th 2026

I miss the days when people talked about putting elections on the blockchain

i can't tell whats zoomer and whats doomer anymore

Looks like a beautiful spot to trade shitcoins from

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hope and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you.

Rob Paone says the Buffalo chicken wrap receipts on his credit card are a fabrication

Undefeated offseason champs, can’t stop winning

My fav thing on crypto twitter is when someone writes a super serious, seemingly intelligent post and then like an hour later comes back to shill the most egregious disgusting shitcoin chart you’ve ever seen Duality of man

Sunday special

Jets actually might be decent with a new coach next year because they have a ton of talent on offense but holy shit man

Jets defense is the most horrific thing you could ever be forced to watch

Jets get a little momentum Two seconds later: NOPE

Jets score a touchdown challenge, impossible

We used to be a proper industry

true love is dead

Delta neutral when the price goes up: I am the biggest idiot on the planet, everyone is getting hilariously rich and I’m not Delta neutral when the price goes down: I am the smartest man alive hfsp

Why is the credit card bill so high? I don't manage Chase (.com) anymore, but as a cardholder, I expect all user funds will be fully covered.