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DUDE Wipes

@DUDEwipes

If you’re pooping say hello 👋

 Chicago, IL
WWW.DUDEWIPES.COM
Joined August 2012
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When you’re pooping at 5:01pm and forget to turn the light on
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I used to be young and fun, and now I just say things like "If I eat that, I'll poop my pants"
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the holidays are here for your rear @SamsClub
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Got my sticker today, did you?
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TP's rubbed voters the wrong way for far too long. Choose a candidate who's got your back: Deuce 2026.
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Not us, that’s for sure
sydney assbasket (@admiralwils0n) profile picturesydney assbasket@admiralwils0nNov 2
No wipe November. Who else letting it crust up and flake off?
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I’m so proud of myself, I haven’t pooped my pants yet this month
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Me on October 31 vs me on November 1
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you get an extra hour of pooping today courtesy of daylight savings
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.@anthonyalfredo wins Stage 2 at Martinsville while Justin Allgaier manages to finish second with a late surge.
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Nothing butt full packs over here, Happy Halloween
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Trick or treat, smell my cheeks
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Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 31
Happy Halloween 🎃
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You’re gonna need some wipes from @anthonyalfredo
Jeff Gluck (@jeff_gluck) profile pictureJeff Gluck
@jeff_gluckOct 31
And you guys actually think it’s a bad idea for me NOT to eat these
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Parents, please check your kids' Halloween candy before they get to it. Lot of sickos out there. Someone tried to give us toilet paper.
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Happy Halloween everyone 🎃 Time to win a clock 🏁🕰️ @DUDEwipes
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today is your last day to take a spooky dookie
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Don’t forget to go poop tomorrow it’s your last chance to make a spooky dookie
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stay ready so you don’t need to get ready
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every day can be halloween if you’re haunted by the time you pooped your pants
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Instead of trying to scare people by saying BOO this Halloween, try yelling POO!
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