I once fought a ravenous dog naked in the wilderness with a sharpened thigh bone for the hind leg of a deer.
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No names.But I just had a piece pulled from the media that warned about the impending Chinese downturn and encouraged under 35s to vote left
A random woman once asked was I Bill Bailey. The only familiar feature I had was a beard.
I was 25 at the time.
I said "yes".
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9
"The smoke stack"
A healthy life is one that accepts ones failings. instagram.com/p/46lfhlD0uv/
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9
"another victim approaches"
Pain is a great teacher. instagram.com/p/46gSkmj0nX/
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #8
"The drunken mongoose"
Beware of the effects of anaesthetic gases, grasshopper. instagram.com/p/46bTWZj0hA/
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #7
"The Masterful Snake"
One must ALWAYS practice Kung-Fu, in work as in life,… instagram.com/p/46Yh02j0ti/
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #6
"The Blue Ninja"
Always make sure your victim is unaware. instagram.com/p/46W8CLD0rP/
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #5
"The wandering hobo"
Ones cart must first be full, to peddle ones wares, my… instagram.com/p/46T1UHD0n3/
Theatre pose #4
"The singing Carp"
Remember, a dripstand is a poor excuse for a mic stand. instagram.com/p/46TTPMj0nZ/
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #3
This is called "The pondering Dragon"
One must always choose wisely when… instagram.com/p/46SKa6j0l_/
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #2
This one is called " The Chris Brown". If it won't work first time, one must… instagram.com/p/46RGroj0k-/
First in a series of theatre Kung-Fu poses. This one is called "The Miagi". One must first wax on, to… instagram.com/p/46Ov6Wj0it/