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@desuspiecesFeb 16
What is DESUS PIECES???
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guy who just finished the marathon fainted on the subway & it turned into that train scene from spider-man 2. someone gave him a piece of a bagel.
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training for the halloween parade thriller dance >>>>>> training for the marathon
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@desusnice31 Oct 2014
Leave "this is offensive" as a comment under a Halloween photo & never explain why
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apparently these trick or treaters are not big on spoonfuls of trader joe’s butter chicken with basmati rice
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DVS@DVSblast31 Oct 2015
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
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It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved.
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the nyc marathon is cringe and performative (I’m too lazy to ever do it)
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I let congestion pricing destroy us. I should’ve protected your heart like a bike lane. we’re just getting to know each other after 6 years, don’t throw us away
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irie@everytingsirieOct 29
Just like this…
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@desusniceOct 27
at halftime when jay z says "clap for a nigga with his rapping ass" and the les twins start twerking >>>>>>>>>>
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He’s telling ppl this story with a laugh
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@MariamaJames13Oct 28
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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this one bag didn’t have fent , the Knicks championship repeat coke dream continues
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if the Knicks are losing at halftime I’m gonna run out on the court and let red panda run me over
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at halftime when jay z says "clap for a nigga with his rapping ass" and the les twins start twerking >>>>>>>>>>
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if the knicks don’t win tomorrow it’s time to have a serious discussion about mamdani
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we are so back (derogatory)
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@desusnice9 Feb 2015
Being a knicks fan is about the journey not the destination. The ride gets rough, your feet get weary yet like the ticketprices we rise
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knicks lose
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Y’all: “no one wants to hear empire state of mind” Jay Z:
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knicks never winning again in order to raise the value of the championship. I respect it
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This is like 80% of the nyc posts on threads
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@pool_twoOct 22
despite what social media says, the chopped cheese wasn't really a NYC thing until recently, it was an uptown thing at best if there's anything comparable that represents NYC as whole it's probably the chicken cutlet hero can find that in any neighborhood in any borough
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It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved.
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