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A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com
These biomarkers can help you gauge your metabolic health:
✅Glucose
✅Insulin
✅HbA1c
✅Leptin
✅Uric Acid
Function members test them all as part of 160+ lab tests.
@MrBeast’s health challenge ended with a $250,000 win for Sara and Tré.
Now they want more: the energy to stay active, raise children, and pass down the healthy habits they wish they’d learned sooner.
BREAKING: New dementia cases worldwide could more than double by 2050, according to a new analysis of data from 22 studies across 6 continents.
Some dementia risk factors can be measured. Here’s where to start. ⤵️
Test:
📷Beta-Amyloid 42/40 Ratio* — Compares 2 protein fragments that help evaluate amyloid plaque accumulation and the risk of Alzheimer’s disease
📷P-tau217* — Another protein associated with Alzheimer's disease that may be used to track progression
📷ApoE Genotype* — A genetic marker linked to health risks, including Alzheimer’s
📷Neurofilament Light Chain (NfL)* — A marker of nerve cell damage that may indicate changes in brain health
Pair those with an MRI with Skeletal and Neurological Assessment* to get a more complete view of your health.
*Available to Function members at an additional cost.
Not medical advice. Consult a medical professional with any medical questions. For marketing purposes only.
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I am synced! Collaborations in healthcare lead to better outcomes. Our data should work together to produce more accurate results. 👏🏻
Function is now partnering with @Withings to sync daily data from its smart scales and blood pressure monitors with your lab results.
Function is now partnering with @Withings to sync daily data from its smart scales and blood pressure monitors with your lab results.
Withings designs medical-grade connected health devices that bring measurements like body composition and blood pressure into everyday life.
Now, those measurements sit next to biomarkers like glucose, cholesterol, and hs-CRP in Function.
Together, they give you an ongoing picture of your metabolic and cardiovascular health.
More context between visits, so you know where your health stands on lab day and every day in between.
withings.com/en-us/pages/wit…
HEALTH ALERT: If you’re a woman with PMOS (formerly PCOS), and no one’s told you how it can impact your mental health—read this. 🧵👇
It's common enough that the international PMOS guidelines recommend screening women with PMOS for both depression and anxiety.
If it's never come up at your healthcare visits, you can raise it yourself.
If you have PMOS and feel off, tell your healthcare provider. Share these stats with them. Advocate for the care you deserve.
And remember:
✔️Mood is one part of the picture.
✔️Hormone and metabolic markers are another.
✔️✔️Knowing both gives you and your care team more context to work with.
Not medical advice. Consult a medical professional with any medical questions. For marketing purposes only.
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Had a great healthcare experience from @function Health this morning. Paid the $150 for the tech to come to my house and draw blood at 6am. Far better than finding an available appointment, looking for parking, and waiting at the local quest lab.
As transaction costs (hard and soft) come down, there will be an explosion of demand for healthcare.
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Heart. Hormones. Thyroid. Nutrients. Toxins. Autoimmunity. @function covers it all with 100+ advanced lab tests, so you get the full picture of your health instead of a single snapshot in time. Proud to partner with them at Eudēmonia Summit 2026, Nov 5–8. eudemonia.net
