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TV/radio mouth/face. @iheartradio host. TV Contributor. Sports, tech, cars, lifestyle. Speaker/Moderator/MC. What can I do for you?

Houston, TX
Joined March 2007
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Here's a pre-made schedule you can send to anyone to let them know you aren't available Saturday.
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At least we don't have to listen to Schotty's stupid locker room roll call recap. Fire his ass.
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Vikings lose. Champagne popping ๐Ÿพ
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Ok, I'm flying @united more now ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
44% of our @starlink installations are complete. (Thatโ€™s 44 out of every 100 if you're reading this, Dan Orlovsky.)
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We'll see you tomorrow night!
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Great call by Joe Davis!! "MILWAUKEE WINS THE GAME AGAIN!"
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I like Rinaldi but shouldn't The Rock be doing this on-field hype thing?
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So close to re-upping my @SouthwestAir A-List (er, Silver) status so I can be in Group 1, sit in first row to judge everyone boarding after me.
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Nope. Stop this BS now
A name to watch out for in Austin if Sarkisian is fired. ๐Ÿ‘€
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Kacey Musgraves with the biggest blast of the month, at least. Damn grrrrl. ๐Ÿ˜†
I donโ€™t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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Ya know what? I'm sick of football.
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The biggest fball wknd deserves the biggest pre-party in Dallas. "The Night Before The Red River Rivalry". Special appearances by Bevo XV, Old Smokey, Silver Spurs, Texas Cowboys, live music from Django Walker (Jerry Jeff's son). Beat the hell outta OU! ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜ #hookem
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Calm before the storm. T-1 sleep. #hookem
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Oklahoma has NEVER scored a touchdown against Texas as a member of the SEC.
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Just got this email from the Houston Texans. Waiting for comments to entertain me. I'll start: I'll be at the theater watching "Digger" instead
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A quarter century of reading these every Monday. Better than the comics. I'm here for all of it. ๐Ÿ˜ #Texans
25 years in, and I gotta say Being a #Texans fan has been the biggest waste of time in my life
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You know what week it is ๐Ÿค˜
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Fake or not....truth here.
Thanks for buying tickets and packing the house to watch another shit show!! Hannah just said we can go to Cheesecake Factory tonight!!
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Brownies! Deshaun greatest QB evah!
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