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Davey Winder

@happygeek

Senior Contributor @Forbes Contributing Editor @pcpro - [email protected] - "All My Opinions Are Belong To Me"

authory.com/daveywinder
Joined February 2007
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You can find a searchable archive of my online work, going back a good few years, at Authory. Check it out. #journalism #writing #infosec authory.com/DaveyWinder
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For 24 hours I’ve been hacking infrastructure without Mallace. Mallace? Mallace? Who the fuck is Mallace?
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We have a winner!
Cthulhu ( ;,;) (@Cthulhu_Answers) profile pictureCthulhu ( ;,;)
@Cthulhu_Answers4h
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I want my life back.
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👏👏👏
Zack Korman (@ZackKorman) profile pictureZack Korman
@ZackKorman8h
This is what non-cybersecurity people sound like when they post about cybersecurity.
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How am I just now hearing this Pearl Jam cover? Think I’m a little bit in love with Miley after this. youtu.be/l_ZOhMSPqVc?is=rqri…
Miley Cyrus - Just Breathe (MTV Unplugged Presents Miley Cyrus Backyard Sessions)

Miley Cyrus - Just Breathe (MTV Unplugged Presents Miley Cyrus Backyard Sessions)

Miley Cyrus & The Social Distancers perform “Just Breathe” unplugge...

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Let me introduce you to the Donnie Darko cactus.
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I am led to believe that beanz beanz are good for your heart. Are there any side effects I should be aware of though?
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I’m black toes intolerant. #CRPS #ChronicPain #FootModel
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That’s *not* Halloween make-up, that *is* my leg. The #CRPS horror show corpse leg look is all year long… the Bullous Pemphigoid blisters come and go. #ChronicPain
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After a week, the iPhone Duo is now my daily driver. The 17 Pro Max has been sold. The 13 Mini has been sold. I still have an SE which was provided by Abbott as a spinal cord stimulator controller, but the app resides in the Duo and the SE is in a drawer. And an Android or two.
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I try so hard to like people, but then they start breathing and talking…
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Sounds like me…
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Stuck inside the circumstances, lonely at the top. I've always been an introvert, happily bleeding.
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I shall be latibulating shortly.
Susie Dent (@susie_dent) profile pictureSusie Dent
@susie_dentOct 30
If the world is getting a little too much may I recommend the inexplicably obsolete word ‘latibulating’, from the 17th century? To latibulate is to find a cosy corner somewhere and hide in it.
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Using that. A lot, I imagine.
Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) (@LouiseWeebe) profile pictureLouise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen)@LouiseWeebeOct 29
Just discovered a brilliant new abbreviation: ai:dr
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This. This. THIS.
Jen The Feisty Librarian (@Feisty_Waters) profile pictureJen The Feisty Librarian@Feisty_Waters29 Nov 2022
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: chronically ill people don’t fake being sick, we fake being well. All. The. Time.
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True dat.
Chris (@chrisccoulson) profile pictureChris@chrisccoulsonOct 29
Replying to @TheLittleWaster
@TheLittleWaster
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Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ (@OfSelina) profile pictureSelina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒@OfSelinaOct 29
Why do some people on here call themselves ‘Citizen Journalists’ or ‘Auditors’ when what they really mean is ‘Dodgy Cunts’?
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Will Taylor (@willtaylorx) profile pictureWill Taylor
@willtaylorxOct 28
This is what I’ve been missing from smartphones. We’ve spent years chasing better cameras, faster chips, and thinner designs. Apple finally made a phone that feels exciting again. Sometimes technology should just be fun.
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