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JEWISHcolorado@JEWISHcoNov 6

The Festival of Lights begins at sundown on Friday, Dec. 4... Yes, that is less than a month away! Now is the time to get your gift shopping done! And luckily for you, Hey Alma has got options for everyone on your list. heyalma.com/the-2026-ultimat… @hey_alma

The 2026 Ultimate Hey Alma Hanukkah Gift Guide

The 2026 Ultimate Hey Alma Hanukkah Gift Guide

Shopping for Hanukkah has never been so easy. The Festival of Lights begins at sundown on Friday, Dec. 4 and goes through Sat., Dec. 12. Yes, that is less than a month away! Now is the time to get...

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bob dylan's influence

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@DBashIdeasNov 5

The Pope’s inflight meal includes a challah roll. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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a goth tween taking bar mitzvah lessons like

chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVNov 4

this might be my favorite photo of all time

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their puffle has IBS

jess🍁@jessayleeeNov 4

celebrating on club penguin tonight 💙

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further IBS discourse for those interested! heyalma.com/are-jews-actuall…

Are Jews Actually More Prone to IBS and Other Gut Problems?

Are Jews Actually More Prone to IBS and Other Gut Problems?

Es zol dir dunern in boykh un blitsn in di hoyzn. It's an old Yiddish curse that many Jews know all too well: You should thunder in your belly and lightning in your pants. The Jewish community has...

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@hey_almaOct 26

this is a personal attack

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@hey_almaOct 23

taking a moment to process the fact that nathan fielder was a bar mitzvah magician

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@hey_almaOct 23

a kippah would fix this

lexaprofessional@queasy_f_bbyOct 23

this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks

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@hey_almaOct 22

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@hey_almaOct 20

next passover i am so rocking this

@messedupfoodsOct 14

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@hey_almaOct 16

I hope whoever stole my amazon package was planning on being american girl doll rebecca rubin

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@hey_almaOct 13

what prayer do we say to thank hashem for this specifically

@DiscussingFilmOct 13

‘GIRLS’ is returning for a new revival series in 2027. Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet and Jemima Kirke will all reprise their roles.

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fruma sarah if tevye and golda decided to smoke a blunt right before they went to bed that night

@gagadailyOct 6

Lady Gaga’s reaction to someone smoking in the front row 😭

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every damn morning when i wake up i feel like

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we are running out of new sentences

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do we think ghost elijah makes an appearance y/n?

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I hate jewish halloween. what do you mean you're going as a zombie sunkist fruit gem because it's "back from the dead"?

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he did NOT screw around at the bar mitzvah during coke and pepsi

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heyalma.com/18-things-to-kno… (btw)

18 Things to Know About Jewish Actor Skyler Gisondo

18 Things to Know About Jewish Actor Skyler Gisondo

You might recognize Skyler Gisondo as that one freckly kid from "Booksmart" whose name always escapes you, or maybe from the viral tweets of his unassuming red carpet smile. Regardless, he's got an...

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