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kenny wassus

@kgw

director/writer, formerly @wsj, @nymag | [email protected]

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined January 2009
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remx
@biigremOct 31
No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.
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Callum Norrie@callumnorrie_5h
Might be the best shot of my career thus far. So blessed to get to shoot guys like Mark and the rest of this team. Fight on! ✌️ 🎥: Sony FX6, Canon Cine 25-250mm, off the shoulder.
USC Football ✌️ (@uscfb) profile pictureUSC Football ✌️
@uscfb20h
JUMP SCARE‼️ @Mark_Bowman09 with the PLAY OF THE YEAR!
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I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Andrew Carr 🤸
@andrew_n_carr22h
One evening, maybe 4 years ago, I woke up from a short form stupor realizing I had wasted 4 hrs of a precious evening. I decided to experiment with this exactly. Could I recall even one funny, interesting, novel video I had watched? The answer was, of course, no - and that horrified me so much that I haven't watched another since. Truly a scurge on society
Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) profile pictureDylan O'Sullivan
@DylanoA4Oct 31
In 50 years, one of the most common deathbed regrets will be “I wasted my life on short-form videos” and the darkest part is they won’t even remember a single one
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😇@turtlekioskOct 31
what are you dressed as? oh okay yeah you can take a second to pull up youtube. no no worries yeah the internet is pretty bad here. the rest of the video does sound pretty funny from your description of it. hold on i gotta use the bathroom i'll be back
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megan🌻@Oh_YoureFergieOct 31
bleak, just bleak this makes me so unbelievably sad
maren🍒 (@the0nlygirl) profile picturemaren🍒@the0nlygirlOct 30
OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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Teddy Blank
@teddypowdayOct 30
Which startup is building agentic workflow tools for shutting the fuck up
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Erik
@e_cdaltonOct 30
Guy who devotes 15 hours a day to optimizing his diet and lifestyle: crippling headache in a first class lounge Guy who’s 5 martinis deep at 8 am when he hears the last call for his flight: able to sprint a quarter mile to make it in time while holding his McDonald’s happy meal
Paul Saladino, MD (@paulsaladinomd) profile picturePaul Saladino, MD
@paulsaladinomdOct 28
sitting in an airport lounge, headache within 30 minutes. last time i was here (SJO) co2 level was 1200-2000ppm in this lounge. i don't think we understand how bad air is in places like this and how negatively it affects us.
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christopher@Cjdeck1Oct 30
Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 30
i'm the apple employee in charge of choosing a daily featured photo that'll make you want to kill yourself. AMA!
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mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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tomilola@modoluwamuadeOct 30
your heart’s not in it.
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@abdulbasitakaOct 29
Happy Halloween @WillemDafoe
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like mo@MetallixAIOct 30
Airbnb Gala could never top the 2004 Flatbush Target grand opening
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Page Six (@PageSix) profile picturePage Six
@PageSixOct 29
2026 Airbnb Gala red carpet: Jessica Alba, Matthew McConaughey, Charli XCX and more trib.al/EpHfY48
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@tumiszn_Oct 29
“There's an AI tool for that.” Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.
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Trung Phan
@TrungTPhanOct 29
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Screen Slate@ScreenSlateOct 29
Kara Swisher's NYT columns & pods declaring the end of movie theaters, glazing streaming CEOs & Warner's soon-to-be-ousted Jason Kilar (who fumbled Christohper Nolan), and declaring her own lack of interest in moviegoing as indicative of a national trend have aged like dogshit
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julia
@juumelo_Oct 29
“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually
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kyle’s show is such a relief from the celeb gimmick factory. shot beautifully, good q's, an interview w a point, not just a convo, big guests, scoops and somehow, in the year of our vodcast lord 2026, no big mics on camera. blessed be
Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) profile pictureKyle Buchanan@kylebuchananOct 21
The Kyle Buchanan Show is officially live with launch guest Inde Navarrette, who’s clearing up those HEAT 2 rumors for the first time! Watch and listen wherever you get your podcasts: youtu.be/NNAgv-7qYIo?si=mkhA…
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mindy🌷@mindyisserOct 28
calling “partying with friends” a “tedious social ritual” is something someone without friends would say
Anna Khachiyan (@annakhachiyan) profile pictureAnna Khachiyan
@annakhachiyanOct 27
You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
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