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we're really doing it though, aren't we buddy?

Joined February 2009
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Congrats on the new gig as Press Secretary @atdanwhite
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me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
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Just heard the government is buying all the Cheesecake Factories and turning them into private prisons for old white dudes with only gender neutral bathrooms
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dressing up as a turtle and going trick or treating the day after halloween
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Zombie Tony Soprano would probably order the gob of ghoul (and gob could be short for goblin… maybe???)
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So we’re just using federal funds to make and broadcast explicitly pro-Trump ads now? Just a straight up political ad without even a hint of public service or official communications? I was willing to let Noem’s awful ICE ads slide as agency comms but these are not even close.
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Well you fucking suck at it
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Lun Dog retweeted
we'll miss everything about brent except his pranks they were the worst [hears everyone at my funeral agree and I shift nervously in casket]
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[calls my sister while babysitting her kids] what flavor vape do they like
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Don't jump to conclusions and assume the WHCD shooting was staged until they've had a chance to read any bullets left at the scene
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Downed US pilot interviewed by Fox News
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Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah
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Lun Dog retweeted
We spent the last 9 months raiding Home Depot parking lots instead of arresting anyone from the massive network of Iranian terrorist cells?
TRUMP SAYS ON IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: THERE COULD BE MORE THAN 1,700
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We live in a country where an alcoholic from Fox News runs our military, a former heroin addict is in charge of our health, and they both report to a convicted felon. What a time to be alive.
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It's only a pre-emptive strike if it comes from the Preemptif region of France, otherwise it's just a cynical justification to start a vainglorious war with no coherent endgame.
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Even if you take the conservative defense of each ICE killing, you’re left with “We haphazardly scaled up a poorly trained police force to storm into neighborhoods that voted against the president, where we antagonize the local population until someone resists arrest, and then we kill them,” which is morally horrendous on top of being an absurd way to do immigration policy.
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cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.
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Lun Dog retweeted
[covering phone while on hold with a radio station trying to win hinder and saving abel concert tickets] what is it sweetie daddy’s working
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Got my daughter a pony for her sixth birthday. No one told me the average life expectancy is 40-50 years. She’s off at college now so I spend a lot of time just riding this cute little dipshit around the backyard thinking of her. Honestly it’s the highlight of my day.
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