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I’m Mayhem. I can be anything from a flat tire to a picture of someone’s dinner. Follow @allstate for more.

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Joined September 2013
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H2-0h yes, let’s make a splash this week. #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #spring #constructionseason
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Not to brag, but a lot of people agree that Mayhem in retrograde is a more fitting name. #MercuryInRetrograde
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Dust off your cringey memories, prom season is here. Tag me in your #promposal fail story.
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Looks like the right way to me. #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #treefail Legal: beleaf it or not, insurance coverage is subject to policy terms & conditions.
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Legend has it he’s still sliding. #MayhemMonday #fail #funny #spring #ice
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It’s a me...the plumber that’s about to drain your bank account.
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While you’re on #SpringBreak, I’m staying home to work. Tell me where you’re breaking — I’ll tell you what I’m breaking.
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Snow isn’t the only thing falling today. #MayhemMonday #fail #funny #spring
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It’s the day I was literally made for. Tag me in your best pranks for #AprilFoolsDay.
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You’re gonna need an assist when paying for this one.
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That feeling when Monday hits. #MayhemMonday #Funny #Fail
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Where there’s smoke there’s… a man chasing an ATV? #MayhemMonday #funny #fail #ATV
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I’m your overly competitive brother. And I’ve been raining on you all season. How you like them buckets? Catch us this week!
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Sliding into the rest of the year like… #MayhemMonday #funny #winter #snowday #fail
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must've missed that on the backup cam #MayhemMonday #funny #fail
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Everyone loves surprises, don’t they? #MayhemMonday #snow #winter #snowday #funny #fail
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Live. Laugh. Love. And then laugh some more. #MayhemMonday #valentinesday
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