
A loud army veteran who doesn’t take any bull shit from anyone. Always fighting for human rights, fuck trump 8647. NFT communities 🦆@yuckyducks 🧪@Ordimutants
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Latinos won big in Texas last night! Congratulations to our new Latina governor @GinaHinojosaTX and Tejano music star and new congressman @bobbypulido425
Looks like I’m a be free for a while….. our plane lost power and crashed landed in the water. Everyone is ok, think I’m a go get a beer now.
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Early voting starts today in Texas! Good luck to @jamestalarico, @Jon_RosenthalTX, @GinaHinojosaTX and anyone who is a member of the libertarian party.
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Got real high and went grocery shopping…. What happened to the pocket? It feels so weird cooking this without the microwaveable cardboard sleeve.
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Shout out to all the people who don’t want to have kids. 😁 I’m glad more successful people are not giving in to social peer pressure.
John Cena’s hilarious response to people who keep asking why he doesn’t have kids
Trevor Noah: “I see why everyone goes, ‘Why aren’t you going to have kids?’”
John Cena: “Me?”
Eugene: “You don’t have kids?”
John Cena: “No. Whoa, man. You came out the gate with the parent shame club. You know what? Should I be ducking that?”
“That’s the funniest part. Let’s lean into that. Go ahead. Go ahead. What’s on your mind?”
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that, though.”
Eugene: “Why? How? Tell us more.”
John Cena: “My sperm has never fertilized an egg. That’s how I don’t have kids.”
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I feel like I’m back in the army….. we had a parachute cutaway and it’s somewhere in this field. 🙄
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When was the last time you had corn nuts? Saw a bag at the store and was like I haven’t ate these since the 90s 😁.
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I’m thinking of getting into the movie industry, my friend is making a movie and I’m a try to get a role in it. My life resume is so fucking crazy, I’ve done more in my lifetime than most people do in a dozen 😂. If you are in the Galveston Texas area hit me up, we might need some more help.
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