Military veteran. Retired firefighter. Former fed. Stand-up comic. Tech Junkie. You’d think I’d know better.
Las Vegas, NV
Joined May 2024
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Since we can’t limit region yet. Start blocking every single post you see by African and Indian accounts. It’s actually helping.
Funniest part of this Ryan Garcia post is him thinking Floyd can read it.
ATTENTION RED 🚨
FLOYD MAYWEATHER
You called me and wanted this fight and I agree this is a big fight. But I am fighting FEB6th regardless so unless you actually make this happen then this fight is gone
You can go fight whoever but this is for a championship. I will TAKE you 0 with pleasure
Final warning no more games let’s make it happen.
What’s your favorite gun to stay at hotels with?
When I travel I typically bring a Glock 19 because it’s reliable, cheap if stolen, and high probability I can pick up mags off cops if it’s a mass casualty.
Happy that I’m now selling a course called How to Scam People.
DM and send me $50. It will take various lengths of time, depending how fast you can learn a lesson.
Came up with a perfect Halloween hack. I’ll just put an empty bowl at my door so the kids think some other kids took all the candy. Then I don’t have to buy candy and they’ll hate their peers instead of me.
🤖 Made with AI
Mike Dizzll retweeted
Patrick Stewart's self-eulogy is perfect. #patrickstewart
I really miss posts showing what platform was used to make the post.
The amount of tech people and celebrities getting caught using the device they say they don’t, was great.
Thinking of homeschooling my kids just so I don’t have to get up at 630am anymore. This shit is worse than when I was a kid. I go to bed at 1am.
Here’s a weird one for you. I had Disney Plus from Covid til about 2023. Cancelled it cuz I don’t use it.
Kids wanted to watch something so I said fine I’ll sub for a month. I signed in and my account is active. Mind you I haven’t paid in 3 years. Went and triple checked my accounts. I’m not paying. It’s just working lmao.
This is annual. They are running LiDAR and sniffers. So they can have the new grid for new years scans. Same thing every year.
We need to end this Iran war BS.
My completely uneducated take (sarcasm):
End the war officially.
Take the L and pull everything out.
Use Mossad to kill anyone trying to ruin commerce in the straight quietly.
Double down covert interference.
Offer free Starlink, Spotify, Disney Plus, Sports PPV, and X Premium to all Iranian citizens. We will demoralize their belief system in a generation. Half of them want to be westernized anyways.