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Emily Shuss 🍅

@mrsgozer

bleachers forever

 New Jersey, USA
Joined November 2011
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Happy Birthday #ttsoosn ! Thank you for yet another album that spoke to my soul when my soul felt empty. Thank you for making music that feels like a hug. Thank you for saving my life @jackantonoff @bleachersmusic – at Harding, NJ
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Ben holding a blue shirt and saying “look how blue it is!”

ALT Ben holding a blue shirt and saying “look how blue it is!”

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Today. But point still stands.
Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) profile pictureJamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczNov 3
If you’re canceling out your husband’s vote tomorrow, you need to fucking divorce him ASAP.
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If I have to explain what lab grown chocolate is, and how it isn’t a bad thing, one more time, I may explode. Why is everyone I went to school with so daft? Why can none of them use the logic part of their brains?
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It’s November 1st. Only 18 more days (17 if you don’t count today) until the early screening of SOTR. Never been more excited to be pelted with bricks repeatedly in a theater.
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Starting tomorrow, until the end of the year, its her time to shine. ✨🥁
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Some kids choose normal stuff for Halloween, then there’s mine.. who begged to be a Xenomorph since November 1st, last year.
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madison 🍅@countingdartsOct 31
abusing the trust jack and the band have in this community to once again buy out tickets for a benefit concert before it's even been formally announced is another kind of depraved. you are not and never will be our people
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rae@raewolff_Oct 30
word on the street is that websites that make their money through ad space (Google etc) have lost tons in revenue due to implementing ai summary responses. as a hater of both ads and ai, this is hilariously delicious to me
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Skeleton Gerard on stage with Bert. 2026 Harry dressed like 2010 Harry. What a day.
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Claud@claudmp3Oct 28
Don’t listen to Claude listen to Claud
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Happy halloweek from Richard. My 12 year olds pumpkin choice this year lol
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Senator Megan Hunt@NebraskaMeganOct 24
Attn Nathan Fielder
Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) profile pictureGramps@GrandpaHarris65Oct 23
What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?
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The energy at Harry’s show was amazing, incredible even. Had the time of my life! But every live show of any kind just makes me miss home.. at a bleachers show.
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zayden
@pemilo123Oct 24
if autism is fake, then why does every autistic woman know the extremely weird and specific sensation of not feeling like a girl, cause they don't even feel human?
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Do we think Hayley is on an FBI watchlist too? 🖤
fruitbat (@fangedfruitbat) profile picturefruitbat@fangedfruitbatOct 23
spiritually siblings
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If you have been close to me at any point for the past 15 years, you know how serious this is for me.
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On the way to Kirsten all the time, disco occasionally
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@pemilo123Oct 22
If autism is genetic and relatively common, then it must hold an evolutionary purpose for it to remain prominent
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Tomorrow I see Harry Styles. 36 year old me is thrilled that this is her wedding anniversary trip! (That was planned entirely by my husband btw) 21 year old me is in disbelief, and all her friends are making fun of her for liking a British boy band.
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nathan fielder
@nathanfielder8 Feb 2012
nothing matters but love. please RT.
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