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Joined December 2019
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Instead of doing, idk, anything else, why don’t you occupy yourself by reading our newest review? Everybody loves good ol’ Swedish chainsaw death metal, and Disrupted does it better than most. 🔗⬇️
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Today we bring you the exclusive streaming premiere of “Empire of the Necromancers”, the first single from Ashenheart’s upcoming EP! The track will release digitally tomorrow, so step inside and get an early listen 🔥 🔗⬇️
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Allow me to interest you all in a 🚨 FRESH REVIEW 🚨 You might remember Disrupted from their 2020 album Pure Death. They’re back for another round of big ol’ Swedish chainsaw death metal and it’s a damn good time. 🔗⬇️
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NEW REVIEW I’d you haven’t heard the new Slaughtersun EP by now, let us be the ones to tell you: it’s damn good. Kirk begins his 2025 death metal journey with a downright banger out of New Jersey. Read below! 🔗⬇️
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We’re also happy to bring you our first review of the new year, courtesy of Kirk, who’s done a nice writeup on the new album from Am I in Trouble?, out today! Fans of proggy, folk-y, avant-garde black-tinged metal will love this one. Read below! 🔗⬇️
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We’re also happy to bring you our first review of the new year, courtesy of Kirk, who’s done a nice writeup on the new album from Am I in Trouble?, out today! Fans of proggy, folk-y, avant-garde black-tinged metal will love this one. Read below! 🔗⬇️
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Good morning folks, today we’ve got Westin’s 2024 Album of the Year article for you! Their reliably great and varied taste is on display as usual, so get in here and see which album got the crown. 🔗⬇️
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Kep’s album of the year list is live! Give it a read 👀
Okay folks, my AOTY article is up! Give it a read for my takes on the absolute best releases of 2024. What a damn year for metal. 🔗⬇️
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ICYMI: we’ve got our first writer AOTY list up! Read Kirk’s 2024 faves below, and keep an eye out for Kep’s list soon 👀
It’s Christmas Eve, and we’ve got an early present for you: Kirk’s AOTY list is live! He’s included a ton of records he loved, and a bunch of fun superlatives to lead the way. Get in here and read about some good 2024 shit! 🔗⬇️
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It’s Christmas Eve, and we’ve got an early present for you: Kirk’s AOTY list is live! He’s included a ton of records he loved, and a bunch of fun superlatives to lead the way. Get in here and read about some good 2024 shit! 🔗⬇️
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We Noob Heavyans rounded up a bunch of November records (and one from June??) to tell you out about. Come read about some of the best under-the-radar gems of November! Last roundup of the year, folks.
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Like progressive death metal that’s actually and truly prog? Bedsore is here to help, and on the heels of last week’s Opeth album and last month’s Blood Incantation, you just may time that third one’s the charm. Read below 🔗⬇️
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