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Jimmy Carr is awesome. That’s it. Just a great person.
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Drake maye is still young.
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For those of you with electric cars, when do you clean your windshields and throw trash out from your car?
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I’m upset they got rid of Starwood hotels. They used to be amazing as a 25 year old.
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Lock in, we’re Moonbound. Artemis II astronauts are more than halfway to their destination, and preparations for lunar flyby are underway. During their trip around the far side of the Moon, they will capture imagery to share with scientists (and you, too!).
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Interstellar… a masterpiece.
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Paramount buys WB! I was hoping @Netflix got it!
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ACC champ has 5 losses therefore cfp puts Miami in. All other explanations are BS.
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Go wolverines!!!
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When I pass road kill I get a bit knot in my stomach imaging the suffering of such a death.
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I like Coldplay.
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I read today that someone drowned their 9 year old dog at the airport because they were told they couldn’t take the dog on the plane. What. The. Fuck.
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Based on the commentary about Indiana yesterday I must point out that Tennessee is also getting handled early and everyone should be ashamed at the cfp selection committee and Vanderbilt should’ve gotten in because they beat Alabama. @espn @CollegeGameDay #CFP2024
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I wonder if / how many people fall into psychotic states from the use of hallucinogens
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The ability for the ER to give or take a relevant history without contacting a specialist is…..
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RT for the chance to win a signed @Jahmyr_Gibbs1 hat! #ProBowlVote
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Yessss!!!! Verified!!!!!!!!!
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Housing crisis?
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