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`` ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍɪss ʟᴀᴅʏ. `` 🎀Disney-verse, crossover friendly 🎀selective 🎀SFW only 🎀crack/banter + occasional SLs 🎀canon divergent (does not follow/acknowledge Scamp’s Adventure) [add. Info + threads below. ❤️ + 🔁

woof (real)

<— barking up a storm at a group of stubborn pigeons. don’t they know they’re supposed to be in the skies, not on the sidewalks!?

A human!!!! Hello, human! Pretty human! Pets, please!!!

i am literally a talking dog

“Snow white!” She is wagging her tail at rapid speed, zooming circles around the princess! “Hello! Hello!”

“A lovely idea!” She gives a little half-hop of excitement. “To the springs! Come on!”

“Oh, I’d like that very much!” It feels like it’s been ages since she’s been anywhere (she’s a dog, she’s not the best at telling time.) “Where will we be walking today?”

Cue the MOST excited of tail wagging, ever. “Hello, mister Wayne!”

Good morning. (or afternoon.)

THIS GAME IS VERY FUN. I RUN. PRINCESS CHASE.

Jim Dear and Darling tell me I am the Goodest Girl!!! [but, on second thought, playing chase was way more fun…] [she snatches the slipper up before Snow can get it, and she’s running again.]

Well…since she asked so nicely… Lady happily bounds over to the princess and drops the slipper at her feet. It’s soggy and it’s go holes chewed in to it, but the pup’s tail is wagging a mile a minute!

Finally, after a long run through every hallway possible, the game ends when Lady comes to a dead end. She turns around, tail wagging. Does Snow want to play again? Lady can always run back the way they came.

She’s going to take that as a cue to run faster! In fact, she’s going to run as fast as her four tiny legs can carry her—that’s obviously what Snow wants, right?

Oh, how fun! How wonderful of Snow White to join her on this game of chase!

Wayne has no sense of fashion, then?

RUNS AWAY VERY QUICKLY.

Can she bury it in the backyard next to her collection of steak bones and all of the tacky hawaiian button-up’s she’s taken from his closet and dutily gotten rid of?