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Usually @Teneo or a Little League field. Raised in Michigan, schooled in NOLA, now a Virginian. Probably tweeting about Detroit sports more than you like.

Falls Church, VA
Joined January 2009
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So many political grievances that both Democrats and Republicans have would be solved if we simply followed Article 1 of the Constitution, putting power back in Congress where it belongs.
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Incredible sequence here. Earlier in the game, Jamo commits a penalty on a crucial third down, and Dan Campbell immediately tells him, “You owe us.” After Jamo scores the game-winning touchdown, Campbell tells him, “Way to pay us back.”
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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STATEMENT FROM JACK CAMPBELL My family and I want to sincerely thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, and support we’ve received over the past few days. It means more to us than words can express. I’m incredibly encouraged by the progress I’ve made in such a short period of time. I have full movement in my lower body, and I’m continuing to make progress with movement in my upper body. I know there’s still work ahead, but I remain very optimistic. I’m taking things one day at a time, staying positive, and focusing on getting better. My faith in God has never been stronger. I know He has a plan for me, and I trust in that plan. I know there may be challenges ahead, but with my faith, my family, and so many people in my corner, I know we’ll get through this. I especially want to thank the athletic trainers and medical personnel who responded and cared for me on the field. I know those were difficult moments, and I’m incredibly grateful for the professionalism, compassion, and care you showed me. The way you handled everything and looked after me when I needed it most is something I’ll never forget. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I also can’t say enough about the incredible care I’ve received from the medical team at Henry Ford Hospital and the Detroit Lions medical staff. They’ve been amazing to me and my family throughout this process, and I’m truly grateful for everything they’ve done. To my teammates, coaches, and everyone in the Lions organization, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. This team is a family to me, and the way everyone has been there for me means everything. I’m proud to be a Detroit Lion and couldn’t ask to be surrounded by a better group of people. One thing I’ve learned about Detroit is that this city is built on toughness, resilience, and grit. That’s exactly how I’m going to approach this challenge. Please continue to keep me and my family in your prayers. We feel the love, and I can’t thank everyone enough. God is good. My faith is strong. Jack Campbell
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The only reason to nuke the filibuster is to help a president get what he wants from a narrow majority. No idea why anyone is talking about it today.
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Good news: We're all getting sleep
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I hate this and North Carolina bbq is trash
BREAKING: Democrat Roy Cooper wins U.S. Senate race in North Carolina, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3UxNugn
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Me in 2000: Refreshing clerk websites if they have one. Me in 2026: This is my quant.
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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Time to check in on the news
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I used to go see a movie
It’s hard to explain to folks who haven’t worked in politics what a weird and boring day Election Day actually is…
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“Get rid of Ohio” probably doesn’t poll well in Ohio, but you’d be surprised by the numbers it gets in the other 49
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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Monday night and campaign staffers are thinking what they would’ve done differently. Stop worrying. What’s done is done. The only thing you ingrates can do now is blame comms.
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Road closures and a power outage in downtown DC. Not great!
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This is incredible
With the loss by Kyler Murray and the Vikings today, the longest active winning streak for a starting QB is JJ McCarthy with 5 straight
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Dillon Dingler has won the AL Gold Glove award at catcher, again. He joins Iván Rodríguez (2006-07), Lance Parrish (1983-85) and Bill Freehan (1965-69) as Tigers catchers to win back-to-back Gold Gloves.
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Somehow the gymnasiums being in use for voting on Tuesday became a four-and-a-half-day weekend for FCPS.
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Ross Douthat has been an excellent addition to 60 Minutes.
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Together
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NYC public schools deceived me into thinking my son was a straight-A math student — but he can’t do fractions, basic algebra. Read today's cover here: trib.al/Xesuvi2
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