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Joined September 2023
Whoever put sweetened condensed milk in a squeeze bottle is a diabolical genius
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Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns (1992)
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this diva
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By zen iizuka
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scary movie (2000)
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‘totally spies’ first aired 23 years ago today
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best friends
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Happy Horror Birthday to KATHARINE ISABELLE, known for her standout role in GINGER SNAPS, born #onthisday in 1981! 🎈
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me: why didn't my alarm go off?? my alarm:
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I'm just happy kids are still trick or treating at all bc the numbers seem to dwindle every year
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Complaining that kids don't trick or treat the way you want is peak boomer behavior
Kids don’t even say “trick or treat” anymore they just stare at you like this
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Gives 'you should smile more' vibes... like so YOU feel better? lmao eat shit
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