Sleep Cycle

Ok, one more half-clever tweet: Your brain really waits until bedtime to release the director’s cut.

Daydreaming is basically Sleep’s free trial.

Monday is mostly just finding out whether Sunday night respected the plan.

Friday night sleep just hits different somehow.

Europe gets an extra hour this weekend. Try not to blow it all in one place.

Basketball season is here. And so begin several months of “I’ll just watch the first half.”

TGIF 💃🕺😴

Okay, now THIS is return-to-office policy.

Why doesn’t the internal clock have a snooze button? Feels like an obvious feature. Who owns this?

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada. Consider this your official permission slip for an irresponsible nap. #thanksgiving #canada

Bedtime is just a recurring meeting with yourself that you keep postponing. #office #politics

You are on a rock hurtling through space. Might as well be well-rested for it. #SpaceWeek #Space #Science

Sometimes it feels like we’re just tech support for the brain. #Sleep #Tech #support

Was just wondering how some people sleep at night. Then realized we may be part of the problem. Sorry about that. #Sleep #Sorry #NotSorry

Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of remembering something embarrassing from 2014. #GoodNight

Somewhere, right now, an alarm is being set with wildly unrealistic expectations.

A nap is just sleep with plausible deniability. #Science #Sleep #Nap

You, somehow still taking your brain at its word. #Sleep #NathanFielder #ElisabethHolmes

To all the fans traveling or adjusting their schedules for #TheBigGame in Vegas, don’t just shake it off – we’ve got tips to beat #jetlag and stay fearless. Sleep tight, dream of love story endings, and enjoy the game!