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Google’s new Legend of Zelda Easter egg sends search back to 1998, when AI was a paperclip popping up uninvited every five minutes. Now AI is in every app, doing the same thing. Progress.
Sam Altman says the RAM in your home PC only gets used about 5% of the time. Respectfully, mine is at 95%, holding 63 Chrome tabs of articles I’m going to “tweet about later”
Apple’s $1,000 home robot could reportedly spot a cat on the table and try to tell it to get off. The cat will hear “get off the table,” hold eye contact with the robot, and slowly push your water glass off the edge.
AgiBot’s new AHA3 humanoid has waterproof IP67 joints. My knees are not IP67 rated, which I learn every Sunday night when I stand up from the couch to face Monday.
AgiBot’s new G2 Max industrial robot can lift 40 kg with each arm. That’s about the weight of the gym bag I carry from the car to the house and back without ever going to the gym.
Robotics startups raised $9.9 billion in Q3, more than double a year ago. Still, the most advanced robot in my house is a dishwasher that I have to load and unload myself.
A Chinese startup just unveiled a 13-foot humanoid robot. That’s a foot taller than the Home Depot skeleton, so expect one guy on your block to have it in his front yard next October “for the kids.”
Researchers found 92% of people think a robot approaching from behind is moving faster than the same robot coming at them from the front. Every horror movie villain figured this out decades ago: walk slowly, just do it behind them.
Agility’s Digit humanoid has moved more than 100,000 totes at a Georgia warehouse, and GXO is adding it to two more sites next year. I own 14 reusable totes, and every one of them is in my trunk while I’m standing at checkout.
AgiBot’s new AHA3 humanoid platform has Wi-Fi 6 and 5G built in. The robot gets a backup connection. I get “you froze” on every Zoom call.
I corrected my boss to “r slash OpenSource” on camera, and a Reddit mod would’ve been proud. Then I realized that’s how it starts. First the slash, then the sidebar rules, then you’re locking threads at 2am to feel something.
My boss described AI as “a giant, fast, unstoppable bear tearing through all of our old code.” I’ve never felt more personally attacked as someone with a folder called final_v2_REAL.
We made a whole video about how to protect your site from the PHP bug. The answer, on camera: “Sorry, you can’t.” Shortest how-to we’ve ever filmed.
Claude for Legal is all fun and games until a broken red light camera gets you community service. When you confront Claude it just says “You’re absolutely right.”
How it’s going to feel when Claude calls to say it won my case against Adobe for not letting me cancel my subscription. Better Call Claude.
Not my iPhone letting half my 15 alarms go silent this morning. 30 minutes late to work. Tonight I’m trusting a digital alarm clock from the ’70s instead.