@deviousmd

i want a cellphone implanted in my brain so i can telepathically text people, but if they did that would they be subliminal messages? #hmm

i'm thinking of buying the teenage mutant ninja turtles, what do y'all think?

oprah, came over last week, she's nice, she liked my baby seal skin drapes (i think)

steve jobs owes me money, it's cool though, it's only a mil, he coulda told me he ain't have it