Dave Portnoy

Time to cut our kicker. Im sure he’s a nice kid but the world needs accounts too

Down to my last 400 bucks in BCBC….400 cold 10/1 and suddenly Im hottest guy in the whole damn contest @BreedersCup

2 straight superfectas for @elio82 !!!!!! * *we are not betting superfectas . We are doing exacta key boxes and he has lost every race for 2 days straight and it hasnt been particularly close

MEGABUS - MICHIGAN -15.5 LIFETIME 3-0

The Americans might as well not even show up to these turf races

Meanwhile @barshoelife is running around Toga with the Paco pom poms 😂😂

Can't get enough of @BarstoolGruden at the @Internetinvite youtube.com/watch?v=hH64UYgl…

Elio needed the 10 to stay up there in the @BreedersCup contest. Spoiler - they took him down

Days since Paco gotten taken down for smashing into 1 of my horses (Zero)

Bron locked ino the @Internetinvite @KingJames can I have a hug?

Can they put up the pick 5 pool? Fucking dummies @FanDuel_Racing

Absolute vibe killer to start @BreedersCup Like waking up to coal in your stocking

What were the odds of bumping into @FrankieBorrelli at the @dunkindonuts drive through before the biggest hole of his life since the last biggest hole of his life that he choked away?

If you needed one video to describe the @Internetinvite, this would be it youtube.com/watch?v=hH64UYgl…

Happy Breeders Cup to all who celebrate!

It wouldn't be an @Internetinvite without a controversy over people showing up late to their tee time youtube.com/watch?v=hH64UYgl…

Week 9 of @BarstoolCFB premiering now nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1pKkOXkMd…

Barstool Pizza Review - Apizza Heaven (Middletown, CT)

Just some preposterous warmup swings from The Duke youtube.com/watch?v=hH64UYgl…

These are our golf guys youtube.com/watch?v=hH64UYgl…