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This Week at Helium | Funniest, Kevin Sullivan, @tedalexandro, + @nicolebyer!
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You learn something new everyday.
Ted Alexandro's new special "Cut/Up" is out on our YouTube at 7pm CST tonight!
🎥: @TedAlexandro, "Cut/Up"
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Comedian @tedalexandro reminisces about the joys of school pizza parties when he was a public school teacher.
Download the full ep: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
@ArthurBovino @AlfredSchulz @OoniHQ
Check out my standup comedy Masterclass with Gary Gulman youtu.be/T-h_vVlVq_4?si=K1Ko…
Fun time with @OphiraE on #ParentingisaJoke pod!
This week on #ParentingisaJoke, @OphiraE chats with @tedalexandro about what it's like having two toddlers when you're over 50 & much more! Listen now wherever you get your podcasts or at link.chtbl.com/PIAJ
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I've got a new reality show idea.
My new special, Dark Pale is out now on Prime Video!
Watch my buddy @JimGaffigan’s new special Dark Pale! It’s his 10th and he somehow gets better and better.
It’s up! DARK PALE is now streaming on @PrimeVideo Hey I’m watching Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale. Check it out now on Prime Video! watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=…
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My new special #DarkPale comes out on @PrimeVideo tomorrow. So here’s a countdown to my funeral… nitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1kvJpmvPg…
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We love Grim Jim! @jimgaffigan’s 10th special #DarkPale premieres July 25 exclusively on @primevideo!
Men who go after JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova,
To think you can tell a domestic abuse survivor and lesbian icon anything about what trans means for women and girls is the definition of misogyny.
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When the book is written about how the studios broke a proud 100 year old business by chasing a new Wall Street fantasy, a very early early chapter will be about how they got us to all start calling movies and TV shows "content."
This Thursday I’m headlining Bridgeport @StressFactoryCT at 7:30!
bridgeport.stressfactory.com…
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See @tedalexandro @SeatonSmith @AshleyAustinMo1 @CaseyBalsham & more tonight on our 7PM!
newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…
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Watched my comedy special for the first time since the editing process, and my feelings were kinda hurt by “scattered applause” written several times in the subtitles.
“In case you’re deaf, just know…it’s not like he’s killing right now”
#rescuecactus – at Los Angeles, CA
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"Zion Williamson playing high school basketball. It's like a White Lives Don't Matter video. It is just wonderful."
😂 By @TedAlexandro
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Those are pretty messed up dreams.
From @tedalexandro, 'Senior Class of Earth'
Pittsburgh! I’ll be performing @HopFarmBeer July 27. Tickets- eventbrite.com/e/ted-alexand…
