composer for film/tv/video games. pay-per-view acid crew. member: @wonderbars & @RnDnBass. founder: @mindbrainmusic. maintainer: redis-store. he/him/dat boi
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🇺🇦 Tom Phoolery 🟦 retweeted
You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
tried to pay for @SEPTA today…but card got declined even though there was money in the account. never evaded a fare before in my life, but today i was forced to. maybe b4 coming up with a BS fare evasion study you should look at the shitty IT team u got. wwww.septa.org/initiatives/
shoutout to Ron Torbert for not noticing the jaguars SNAPPED THE BALL AFTER THE FUCKING CLOCK RAN OUT and then GAVE THEM ANOTHER SECOND just so one of our players could get injured. great job you fucking moron. @NFL
this account about to get banned so before it does i’d like to wish everyone into AI music a wonderful fuck you
🇺🇦 Tom Phoolery 🟦 retweeted
A WIP caller compared Jalen Hurts' progression to Luke Skywalker becoming a Jedi Knight:
"Luke was an up-and-comer, but he had Han Solo, Chewbacca, a team around him... By the time he went to Jabba's cave with that hoodie on, he was the man."
this was my uncle jeff, RIP buddy i'm gonna miss you... 🫡
Sad news to report.
You may not know the name, Jeff Scott. But you should.
He's the man who once wrote the script for 450 consecutive episodes of the legendary This Week in Baseball - and so much more.
He passed away over the weekend. Read more about his memorable baseball life here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_S…
🇺🇦 Tom Phoolery 🟦 retweeted
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
good luck trying to listen to the field of dreams game because @netflix refuses to call the ballgame
🇺🇦 Tom Phoolery 🟦 retweeted
Saw The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm
As many know, I value cinematic accuracy.
Some complain about its “Woke” casting. But Christopher Nolan’s choice to have actors speak English rather than authentic Ancient Greek in original dactylic hexameter is what I found to be most incredulous.
it's actually bullshit that @Spotify doesn't let me listen to magnolia shorty anymore. i'm sure there are dumbass royalty reasons why that can't happen, but good news is on the horizon. stay tuned to this channel for more updates. artists WILL be able to own their music again.
