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🅱️ullish on greed, corruption, and dick jokes 🤡 @bearish_af 🐻| @MancerXYZ 🪄| @ClutchMarkets Intern ☕️ | @GenuinelyUndead 💀

Joined July 2012
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Crypto has invented plenty of ways to gamble on pictures of animals but building a dominant perp platform on Sol is still up for grabs. I’m lookin at @ImperialPerps 👀 Whether they can pull it off remains to be seen, but I think the opportunity is worth paying attention to. I am certainly not ignoring the points. Y’all know imma sucker for points 😂 They’re currently in a closed, invite only phase and I’ve got a limited number of codes to give out. If you’re already a perp trader in an eligible region and wanna check it out, shoot me a DM for an invite 🤝
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No team invite needed. Get an access code from an existing Imperial member, connect your wallet, and enter the code to start trading. Need a code? Ask the community on X or in our Discord. Welcome to Imperial. 👑
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Mystery boxes are the first to arrive in the web2 shop just in time for Black Friday. thecardwall.com/shop
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I’m going to @chesus’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? nitter.cf/i/spaces/1dKYmNQAlXqLa…

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The world's assets are moving onchain, and we're starting with the things people love to hold. Meet cubes.fun: open a cube and pull a real prize or a small reward. Gold and silver bars, watches, diamonds, graded-card pack rips and BURR tickets, from $5. About $39B in real-world assets are onchain today, not counting stablecoins, roughly double where the year started. About $5.5B is gold. Another $3.6B is stocks, held by more than 4.5M wallets. cubes.fun is our first beta under the BEARISH brand. What's in the machine: • PAMP Suisse gold and silver bars, from 1 g up to a 250 g gold bar • Watches, from G-Shock and Citizen up to Omega and Breitling or Rolex as rare pulls • Loose diamonds and chains • Collector Crypt graded-card pack rips • BURR boxes, where every prize is a BURR ticket Boxes start at $5. Every box shows its rarity rates and full prize list before you open it, and most opens are smaller prizes or ETH credits. You can try a demo first, with no sign-in and no real money. Real prizes wait in your locker, and it's your call: • stash it • ship it. Prizes ship to the US and Canada, and some ship to other countries with fees shown before you confirm. Bars, diamonds, jewelry and watches over $2,500 stay in the US and Canada for now. Outside the US and Canada, import duties and taxes aren't included. • sell it for a credit to your game balance: 90% of the value shown for jewelry and watches, 97.5% of live metal value for bars Our jewelry partner is Monica Jewelers, family-owned, with showrooms in Katy, TX and Columbia, MD. Monica holds the PAMP Suisse bars. Some items ship from an authorized distributor. $1 auctions: every entry is $1. When the meter fills, one entry is drawn and wins the prize. If it doesn't fill in time, every entry is refunded. Not available in every country. Stock Token boxes are open in eligible countries. Free opens come from codes and drops, and paid opens earn Red Berries. Why consign? If you hold collectibles or run a brand, you can ask to put your goods in a cube machine. Players win them by chance, and you don't need your own sales channel. Pieces that rarely find a buyer alone go out alongside your best ones. You choose what goes in and agree a value for each piece. You keep ownership until a player wins an item. You earn your share of that value when it leaves for good: a winner ships it, or still holds it when the period in your agreement ends. If they sell it, it comes back to you and nothing is owed yet. Unsold pieces stay yours. Why we want it: more kinds of real prizes on the machine, without us buying every item up front. Where it stands: requests are open at cubes.fun/consign. Intake, valuation, agreements and payment are handled by hand for now, and terms come from a signed agreement. Sources: RWA.xyz and CoinGecko (Nov 3, 2026). A game of chance, 18+. Not investment advice. Red Berries have no cash value. Stock Token boxes are not available in the US, Canada, the UK, Switzerland or other restricted places.
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Gm ☕️ KAST farmers spent months stacking points and just found out there's no token. Just "Pioneer Units" with no ownership, no vote, no payout. Luca, is that you? 🪦😂
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Chatted with @Groowut about opening the chikin bridge early. I was going to wait til 12/8 and host a rush to the exit before Abstract shuts down. But turns out people REALLY want to see their chikins, and so I submit. Bridging will open by the end of the week. Godspeed.
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Gm ☕️ Mancer for agents is live. Give your agent a wallet and it trades on Robinhood Chain. We cookin 🪄🫡
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Bro who tf has been in charge of Abstract this whole time then!? 😂🤣
JUST IN: LUCA NETZ SAYS HE WAS BLIND-SIDED BY THE DECISION TO SHUT DOWN ABSTRACT “THE DECISION TO SHUT IT DOWN HAPPENED 10 DAYS BEFORE WE TWEETED. BLIND-SIDED ME AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON”
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Join us on @RealityCheck_RR as we discuss the latest news in Web3. • @kash_bot is back on the show 🟡
• Social markets: take a side on the moments your timeline is already arguing about
• How anyone can open a market in seconds and earn from it
• Latest headlines across crypto, NFTs, and culture Monday 11AM EST. Live on X, YouTube and Kick.
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Gm ☕️ The Binance hacker dumped $5M of PROM into a dead Uniswap pool and got $71 back. How is this mfs trading skills the same lvl as mine!? 🪦😂
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Gm ☕️ Bearish Haunted Den is open till midnight Trick or treat bears 🎃🐻
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Robinhood team is leaning in so hard Pons, Long and StonkBrokers now added to Robinhood Wallet Accelerate
StonkBrokers is officially live on Robinhood Wallet. Easy Mode DeFi for Robinhood Chain Crypto and Stock Tokens at the push of a button. @RobinhoodCrypto
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Everyone on @solana is excited because we finally have a perp platform that can compete with the big boys. Imperial.
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Is it true that CZ accidentally tweeted his private key? That would be retarded if that was the case 👀🤣
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Imagine blowing out the assholes of every Abstract Portal participant and then three weeks later dropping the Pudgy Portal 🤣
Introducing The Huddle, the hub for the Pudgy Penguins ecosystem. The Huddle brings Pudgy NFT collectors, $PENGU holders, and anyone who has interacted with the Pudgy Penguins brand to one place, as one Huddle. More information below.
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The Biggest Crypto Hack Ever, Explained 🚨 Billions gone from @Binance. And now everyone’s asking if it was North Korea. This story changes by the hour. Here’s everything we know so far 👇 Are your funds stuck on Binance right now?
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Books are now live on Mancer! We built this in collaboration with @ClutchMarkets. Create your first book at mancer.xyz/books
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