Big Ray.

Here’s my business card, if anyone needs it as a point of reference.

Didn’t know I needed to see the cast of @theofficetv recreate “Bridges Burn” by @Drake until this morning. Lmfao This is why we have AI.

I’m not the homie who co-signs your foolishness. I’m the one who pulls you to the side and tells you to tighten up. I will never embarrass the bro and try to ridicule you publicly, but I’m definitely gonna tell you about yourself behind the scenes.

Excuse me. *taps microphone with fingertip twice* Hey, uh… @InterplayGames… whose leg do we have to hump to get a new Clayfighter? And if not a new one, at least a remaster collection. Spoof them joints up and give us some online matches and lobbies. The world NEEDS that.

This man @Iam_AWard went out there and let Jesus take the wheel today.

Oh, now this gives the film a different feeling. I’m going to see this.

Why do y’all want “He Belongs” to be about Big Sean so bad? Lol Let’s just appreciate @JheneAiko’s body of work and cease all the speculation.

Let’s just call rotel what it is: Nigga nachos.

Puerto Ricans are black. @fatjoe can say nigga. If you don’t know shit about ancestry or cultural heritage, just say that.

You gotta remind niggas every now and then that money doesn’t unlame you.

My dawg @ChefTrez__ out here putting in work!

I think this fat nigga @rodwave is the CORNIEST nigga on earth. Between stealing half nigga’s verses and emulating suicide on tour, this nigga is just lame, bruh.

Nigga… lmmfaooooooooooooo

Hey, @Disney, wanna know how I know this new Kingdom Hearts isn’t gonna be what I prayed for? I can almost guarantee, with 100% certainty, that y’all STILL haven’t figured out that THIS should happen:

I just watched @jonnybernthal and @RealMattDamon as Tupac and Dr. Dre. Now we’re gonna experience this as a community. Lmfaoooo

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING

Talk to these niggas.

Aye… where the fuck is this nigga’s jaw? Like… this man ain’t got no chin.

My bro @DreMajesty_ really got me gearing up to step back outside later this year. Bruh has been an inspiration.