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Oh my god my stupid idiot cat (I love her) sleeps in a way that makes it look like she's dead. I get a heart attack first thing every morning I cant do this anymore

Dream first date idea: you pretend you're married and go to couples therapy to see which one of you can scare the therapist more

3 days no fish.

About to cook 40 eggs at once and make about 20 hash browns and breakfast sausages wish me luck

Caught zero fish again today but we’re up 2 grand on roulette (I would have preferred the fish) good night friends :3

Day 2: I’m locked in.

Update: still 0 fish but +1 million bug bites and I flipped over on a jet ski BUT we got a few bites

Day one cottage cooking: I made wings, corn, and fried pickles (there were more but my chud friends were eating them as they came out) Fish caught: zero

guys is this a threat

woke up to see that stem oomf posted a picture from a paper I worked on what a jump scare

damn no one f*cks with my Ben the talking dog impression anymore

american oomfs do not hit me up rn.

no one tell Ninjakiwi that half of this drawing is made up of stolen assets I can't handle a lawsuit rn

have been neglecting the sketching since legends za came out so here is a cute lil noibat doodle that isn't on da art page

god I hate this game with a passion