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Claire Díaz-Ortiz

@Claire

my 10th book out in 2026 🚀 investing, advising, parenting. pro-reading / anti-gluten. past lives @twitter @stanford @uniofoxford 🇦🇷

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Joined December 2006
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THIS IS MY SAD FACE
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Chris@citehchrisMar 13
wow you did such a great job of sending your little emails today. so proud of you
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So pretty in my yard today at dawn! (zero ai/filter)
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Sayren@penguinwhenOct 29
Having a full conversation with a talkative cat is one of the best experiences in life
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Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.
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Wise
@trikcodeOct 29
I am doing a project about elderly vibecoders If you are a vibecoder and over 25 please DM
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Josh Grau@graufaceOct 27
𝖫𝖤𝖳'𝖲 𝖦𝖮!!! 🚀 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗋𝗋𝗒-𝗎𝗉-𝖺𝗇𝖽-𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗉𝗎𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 — The Brand GPA 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾! 🎉
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Gail Walden@GailWalden6Oct 28
I am being held hostage at the Red Lobster Endless Shrimp event
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Today someone in ceramics was asking too many questions and my beloved teacher said, “a wet towel weighs more” and I am still looping on this idiom. 🇦🇷😩
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Oh I see. It’s realllllly good.
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Dreamweaver
@DreamweaverOnXOct 27
can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on
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did we *all* work @docusign?
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no notes @AmericanAir
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The New York Times
@nytimesOct 25
Breaking News: María Corina Machado, the Nobel laureate and leader of Venezuela’s opposition, is back home after nearly a year in exile to press for new elections. nyti.ms/3UGWiRg
María Corina Machado Returns to Venezuela

María Corina Machado Returns to Venezuela

After nearly 10 months in exile, Ms. Machado, the Nobel laureate and leader of Venezuela’s opposition, returned to challenge leaders who have sidelined her and press for new elections.

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Spent a good hour trying to save this baby before she gave up the ghost. 🫠
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soafie@dumbgayappOct 22
sorry but "i only like two oceans" is an instant contender for best all-time trump line
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Trung Phan
@TrungTPhanOct 20
the correct way to make a LinkedIn post announcing that you’re leaving a job
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in my dream, @dickc was interviewing @aunder on a small plywood stage at a hilly vineyard and she announced she would be the new CEO of StumbleUpon
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I’ve been getting wrong number texts from an 83 year old woman named Judy for the past 5 years. Today things took a turn for the worst.
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Jeremy Barr
@jeremymbarrOct 16
if you're in line for the white house press sec job, STAY IN LINE
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The flight attendant, heard when boarding, “I’ll probably need a lobotomy in 2 months…Do you think our insurance covers lobotomies?”✈️😵‍💫 Jazzed about the next 20 hours on @AmericanAir!
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