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ELLIOT IN THE MORNING

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Listen to Elliot In The Morning weekday...mornings πŸ“» https://nitter.cf/t.co/0BjjxrzpmF ☎️ 866-2-ELLIOT | 866-235-5468

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WV cryptid enthusiasts celebrate newly announced cryptid license plates. wboy.com/news/west-virginia/…
WV cryptid enthusiasts celebrate newly announced cryptid license plates

WV cryptid enthusiasts celebrate newly announced cryptid license plates

On Thursday morning, it was announced that cryptid-themed license plates will be available for purchase in the near future in West Virginia. This news has given cryptid enthusiasts in the Mountain …

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EITM: Cryptid It 11/2/26 - Elliot In The Morning

EITM: Cryptid It 11/2/26 - Elliot In The Morning

Apparently, Diane can't make sense of all license plates.

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EITM: Halloween Hijinks 11/2/26 - Elliot In The Morning

EITM: Halloween Hijinks 11/2/26 - Elliot In The Morning

Hello, Pasadena!

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πŸ’¬ 0Β Β πŸ” 0  ❀️ 0Β Β·Β EITM Playlist 11/2/26Β Β·Β Juan Atkins, the originator of techno music and a founding member of the electronic music group Cybotron, has died at the age of 64. Cybotron - Clear | 6:1…

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Today, in Diane's Dirt... facebook.com/EITMonline/post…

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Today, in Diane's Dirt... You Can See Everything barely overtakes Clayface in photo finish at Halloween box office https://ew.com/you-can-see-everything-clayface-halloween-box-office-12206382...

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Win tickets to see @BrianReganComic right after Diane's Dirt! bit.ly/eitmlisten 866-2-ELLIOT | 866-235-5468 livenation.com
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My sister-in-law is nearly 40 but cannot handle losing at board games. What can I do? theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
My sister-in-law is nearly 40 but cannot handle losing at board games. What can I do? | Leading...

My sister-in-law is nearly 40 but cannot handle losing at board games. What can I do? | Leading...

A game is not a moral exemption to your usual self. Sometimes the best way to puncture β€˜it’s just a game’ is to show people that you’re judging them in reality

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Chili’s Customers Suffered Chemical Burns From Margaritas Contaminated With Cleaning Product delish.com/food-news/a742992…
Chili’s Customers Suffered Chemical Burns From Margaritas Contaminated With Cleaning Product

Chili’s Customers Suffered Chemical Burns From Margaritas Contaminated With Cleaning Product

A simple mistake behind the bar had some seriously frightening consequences.

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Metro responds after man claims he was locked inside station after Commanders game wjla.com/news/local/metro-re…
Metro responds after man claims he was locked inside station after Commanders game

Metro responds after man claims he was locked inside station after Commanders game

Metro is responding to claims that customers allegedly got stuck inside Vienna Station after the Commanders game.

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Ambulance driver abandons patient in Cleveland. fox19.com/2026/10/30/ambulan…
Ambulance driver abandons patient in Cleveland

Ambulance driver abandons patient in Cleveland

The driver of a private ambulance is accused of abandoning a patient he was transporting to the hospital earlier this week.

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Deputies locate armed suspect in Loudoun County after reported dispute. fox5dc.com/news/deputies-sea…
Deputies locate armed suspect in Loudoun County after reported dispute

Deputies locate armed suspect in Loudoun County after reported dispute

Law enforcement authorities have located a man considered armed and dangerous following an afternoon incident in Loudoun County.

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Man hurt in Montgomery County stabbing. dcnewsnow.com/news/local-new…
Man hurt in Montgomery County stabbing

Man hurt in Montgomery County stabbing

A man was hospitalized after an overnight stabbing in Cabin John, according to police.

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Halloween candy thief didn’t just grab a Snickers β€” he took the whole display, N.J. cops say nj.com/middlesex/2026/11/hal…
Halloween candy thief didn’t just grab a Snickers β€” he took the whole display, N.J. cops say

Halloween candy thief didn’t just grab a Snickers β€” he took the whole display, N.J. cops say

Police say dozens of individually wrapped treat bags disappeared before any trick-or-treaters could enjoy a single piece. The heist was caught on camera.

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TP'ing is alive and well. Just ask the police who seized 650 rolls of toilet paper. yahoo.com/lifestyle/showcase…
TP’ing is alive and well. Just ask the police who seized 650 rolls of toilet paper.

TP’ing is alive and well. Just ask the police who seized 650 rolls of toilet paper.

A rite of passage for generations, TP'ing and egging houses is still going strong, much to some police departments' dismay.

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Anne Arundel First Alert

Anne Arundel First Alert

#halloween | #pasadena | Holy Sheet ! In a scene out of The Mummy Returns Halloween pranksters TP a near 1/4 mile stretch of trees along one local roadway…. Watch the full report in the comments...

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The neighbors moved out and left 5 cars. What can we do? mercurynews.com/2026/11/01/d…
Dear Abby: The neighbors moved out and left 5 cars. What can we do?

Dear Abby: The neighbors moved out and left 5 cars. What can we do?

Plus: My granddaughter was snubbed when my friend’s family awarded the scholarship.

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The parents who are letting their kids drink. wsj.com/lifestyle/relationsh…
Essay | The Parents Who Are Letting Their Kids Drink

Essay | The Parents Who Are Letting Their Kids Drink

With all the risks that come with partying and drinking, some parents believe that it’s safest to let them learn under supervision.

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Detectives Seek Community’s Help in Annandale Bank Jugging Case - Full story here ➑️ow.ly/mrhT5102cLp
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