Eric Miinch

@elkenergyinc Centre street in Harrow has been down since 4pm. Looking for an update please.

@aNorthernBrewer I want to connect with you. We met a couple times like fifteen years ago at UWindsor. I'm brewing at a nanobrewery now and I'd love to chat. Randomly, I also have a couple of your art pieces from way back too.

So are we all cool with the fact that Mel Gibson is in movies again?

Me to waitress: is there corn on the Cobb salad? Her: No, there's no corn on the Cobb salad. Me: I'll have a loose corn salad.

Wish me luck in my acting career. But don't say "good luck," as that is considered bad luck. Instead, wish me grievous bodily harm. #acting

2/2 Turns out, the berry scone was inside me the whole time... I ate it and forgot.

I lost my berry scone and went on an existential journey, the story of which would merit the creation of a 90 minute Jason Bateman movie 1/2

I'm a really great actor when no one is paying attention.

Had so much fun today. nitter.cf/natvanlis/status/82699…

You never realize how disgusting your laptop is until you use it in front of strangers on a plane. #panicwipe

@TTChelps 0 for 2 today, TTC. 20 minute wait for the 40 bus, and a lineup around the corner for Sherbourne bus. Please increase service.

@ActuallyNPH @Toronto_Fringe is amazing. See some shows!

I find peace in the fact that no one can prove that my life isn't the beautiful dream of a turtle.

I am certain I would be a great morning show radio host because of my uncanny ability to hysterically laugh at my own terrible jokes.

Right now I wish I smoked so I could complete my "cocky student artist bag of shit in between classes," look. #coffee #baggy #brooding

I'm getting on a plane tomorrow for the first time since getting a metal plate in my face. I don't know what will happen. #titanium

A character in an audiobook I'm listening to made a reference to a book I'm reading. Someone give me a wedgie. #Metabook

For Christmas, get me 90 pairs of cheap headphones so I don't have to buy headphones for a year. #xmas #earsweat

I'm going to sell off all my worldly possessions and I'll use that money to buy better worldly possessions.

Canada won gold in synchronized swimming and everyone in Toronto didn't care in a perfectly synchronized manner. #PanAmGames