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Cyanide & Happiness is created by @_KrisWilson_ and @robdenbleyker Buy Master Dater, our new card game, here: https://nitter.cf/t.co/dWsHTCmEyG

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Joined April 2009
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Also can we do it with the lights out?
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Happy Halloween!
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It was a graveyard smash!
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Forgive me, Daddy 🫦
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This guy definitely had skin in his Bumble pic.
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Every day is spooky with social anxiety.
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Go vote whether you like the taste of boot or not.
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You got him alright. Now it's his turn to get you.
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What's the only thing that scares a ghost?
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Layovers suck. Commiserate with a friend. Get yourself a friend today! store.explosm.net/collection…
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That's my teddy bear! 😠
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TFW you don't compare to a seatbelt buckle. It's ok, this little guy knows your struggles. Buy a friend who gets you today! store.explosm.net/collection…
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I see your curse and raise you one
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Yeah. I would, too. You know what you won't hate? The Special 10 Year Anniversary Edition of Joking Hazard! Go buy it at Target!
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness. Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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I stand by it
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A bucket list stop. Bring the perfect companion! store.explosm.net/collection…
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This joke is fire
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness. Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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