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Grant Random

@GrantRandom

Host of Grant Random Reports The News, Available Wherever You Get Podcasts

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined August 2008
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I'm launching a new weekly podcast on 12/15. It’s a politics-free comedic newscast that’ll feature news you can't use but will come to depend on, albeit foolishly.  It’s FREE & will be available in most of the places you find podcasts.  Don’t be a dick about this - listen!
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS® (@obvious_shirts) profile pictureOBVIOUS SHIRTS®
@obvious_shirts7h
Replying to @MLB @T_Shaw10 @Cubs
THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED WAS ON A WEDNESDAY IN CLEVELAND.
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What he said.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 27
I’ve lived in Chicago for over 20 years and I still ain’t eating a hot dog with all that shit on it.
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How thrilling that the Hallmark Channel has begun their Countdown to Christmas, featuring all my favorite romantic holiday movies! What took them so long? Though the weather outside isn’t frightful, evenings at my house with the Hallmark channel will be delightful!
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS® (@obvious_shirts) profile pictureOBVIOUS SHIRTS®
@obvious_shirtsOct 4
Milwaukee’s Roof is the first roof in MLB history to earn 2 defensive runs saved. #ObviousFacts
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MLB must ban roofs in stadiums.
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Newsletter #4 is out now. Read it and subscribe at the link. Thank you. Grantrandom.beehiiv.com
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I have a newsletter and published my 2nd issue, which, among other things, addresses clowns. Subscribe now! grantrandom.beehiiv.com
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Welcome to the broadcast!
DonJuan391 (@DonJuan391) profile pictureDonJuan391@DonJuan391Sep 9
Replying to @GrantRandom
@GrantRandom promised me that Flea would be talking about the time he performed at the #GatheringOfTheJuggalos and that never happened. #Deceived
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First newsletter is out, second one is coming out later today this week. Subscribe now and let me stink up your inbox. Grantrandom.beehiiv.com
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I'm starting a newsletter that you can subscribe to at the link. So, subscribe at the link. Don't make me beg, for shit's sake. grantrandom.beehiiv.com/
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What a match!
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Some lady just cropdusted me while I was out shitting the dog.
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Happy 4th of July!
Tim McMillan (@LtTimMcMillan) profile pictureTim McMillan
@LtTimMcMillanJul 4
Year after year, this continues to be the best 4th of July fireworks video out there…
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FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOXJul 1
Incredible 😲
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I chalked it up to my habit of eating raw pork immediately after handling feces, but who knows?
Ann Thomas (@ElLaughingLobo) profile pictureAnn Thomas@ElLaughingLoboJul 1
Replying to @GrantRandom
Blame it on @NYCMayor he's responsible for keeping the city clean.
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This parasite did a monthlong residency at my apartment in May.
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Sweet Christ.
CIX 🦾 (@cixliv) profile pictureCIX 🦾
@cixlivJun 26
REK has had a BIG upgrade. Welcome to real steel irl.
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I think it’s some of the best work of my career.
One Of Us Guy (@OneOfUsGuy) profile pictureOne Of Us Guy@OneOfUsGuyJun 23
Superb week of @GrantRandom shows on @lithiumsiriusxm.
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Please know I’m with you in spirit.
Brian Garcia (@rocketmuser) profile pictureBrian Garcia@rocketmuserJun 22
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@GrantRandom You son of a bitch. Thanks for ghosting us this week.
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Today is my 25th anniversary with SiriusXM, well, technically with XM and then SiriusXM. This is my press photo from when I started in 2001. All told, it’s been 25 years, 7 channels, 2 cities, and 1 merger/layoff, along with some difficult conversations with HR in which I’ve been told things such as, “you understand that you cannot pass out in the lobby again, correct?” Thank you for listening over the years! – at Brooklyn, NY
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