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Haltheduck

@Haltheduck

Hello I'm Hal the Duck! Quack! Quack!!

 Providence, Rhode Island, USA
Joined May 2012
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It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!
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The missing Vincent van Gogh Self Portrait.
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welp, this is a boring #worldufoday
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This GIF might come in handy.
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Cincinnati I couldn’t love you more. Had the best two nights with you!! Last night was so special getting to sing ‘I miss you, I’m sorry’ with @gracieabrams in the acoustic set and bringing out @aaron_dessner to play ‘Ivy’ in his hometown. 🥹 See you soon Kansas City, meanwhile I’ll be counting down the minutes til Speak Now (my version) comes out July 7th WHICH IS VERY SOON. 💜 📷: @taylorehill / @GettyImages
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LIKE to claim it…
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Raise a martini to Léa Seydoux, SPECTRE & NO TIME TO DIE’s Madeleine Swann, on her birthday.
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I wish there was an app where I could point my phone at someone and find out exactly how much money they earn.
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After another tragic accident, I am regretfully abandoning my dream of flying in a cold-air balloon.
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A great idea for a Christmas present! amazon.com/gp/product/B0BMT2…
The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed's Overactive Mind

The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed's Overactive Mind

A page-turning comedy book in the best tradition of British humour. If you love Monty Python, Benny Hill and Rowan Atkinson this is the book for you! Rob Gotobed is a stand-up comedian and comedy...

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素晴らしいニュース！ ロブ・ゴトベドは日本語でコメディー本を書いています。 たったの599円。ロブ・ゴトベドはクレイジーでユーモラスな男で、とても面白いと私たちが言うとき、私たちを信じてください! 👍🤣🤣🙏🙏amazon.co.jp/-/en/dp/B0BTN4V…

まな板の鯉のような気がします (Comedy)

Rob Gotobed は、イギリスのクリックルウッド出身のスタンダップ コメディアン、俳優、作家です。 これは、過去 30 年間の彼の最も面白いスタンダップ ルーチン、記事、テレビ スケッチ、ソーシャル メディア コンテンツのコレクションです。 ロブ・ゴトベドのことを聞いたことがない人にとっては、彼は少し謎めいたキャラクターであり、彼についてはほとんど知られていません。 私たちは彼のガール...

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Wishing Daniel Craig a Happy Birthday.
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tell me why i put meg in the corner and ill rt my fave responses
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FULL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! #ELCLÁSICO
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Thank you Nickelodeon!!!!! Always fun with you!!!
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I had no money growing up. My dad was a labourer and my mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. But education was free. As was the local library. I knew books were my passport to a better life. Happy #WorldBookDay
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𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝘼𝙈 𝙄❓
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Back on the road again! Thank you United Center for treating me like a champ! Love you all! @UnitedCenter
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Already done 14,000 steps. If I lived here I’d become a photographer. #Amsterdam
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Who has more drip?
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