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@TwitterSupport -I just got a scam blackmail email that references a password of mine that I have only ever used for Twitter. It was sent to an email address I'm not sure I've associated with my twitter account, and there appears to be no way of checking. Can s/one please DM me?

@everton @MrAncelotti - Satan's minions have at last been vanquished. Verily well done.

Got bored of Covid-19 today so I just created Covid-20.

I bestow the gift of My holy publicity on amsterdamfacemasks.com. #coronamaatregelen

Just created a new species of spider. You're welcome Australia!

Auditing dead souls.

You’re welcome @LFC

@PhilipsCare Is there an environmentally conscious way to dispose of an old Airfryer in Amsterdam? Also, what's the appropriate religion for the funeral service?

@Poloniex#ZRX transfer not showing up (24 hours missing). Checked Tx details and all seem correct. Checked Reddit and others had the same issue. Can you let us know what's going on?

@krakensupport Spent the entire day trying to access my account so I could send some crypto to an exchange that actually works. No dice. Have had to abandon my plans. When can I expect to have actual access to my funds stored on Kraken? No copy and paste job please.

@krakensupport - Hours spent trying to just access my funds and transfer XRP to an exchange that works. This is shocking. How long more (realistically) is this going to last for?

@krakensupport Tragic.

@krakenfx - You break My heart.

@krakenfx Withdrawal feature disabled. That's kind of like a dictionary not having definitions.

Bored. Contemplating creating a new disease. Modern day scurvy, perhaps.

Ok guys, not owning slaves should have made it to the Ten Commandments, but I really wanted to get not coveting neighbour's wife in too.

Which religion is sillier - Mormonism or Buddhism?

Partial to-do-list: 1) Cause storm in Pacific 2) Create new species of Beetle 3) Strike Trump with a thunderbolt... Not enough time, alas.

Pop is My least favourite form of music because they write very few songs about Me... that's why they all die so young.

@Schiphol Heard that security lines are long these days. I fly to Ireland on Tuesday morning, 9.20am. How long before should I be there?