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Jake Mattera

@JakeMattera

‘A Soft One’ Available Everywhere | @kumquathour

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Joined February 2010
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Here’s my full special for free. Share it with 15 friends or something bad will happen. youtu.be/_0pg26wMXp0
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Sometimes you don’t even realize you got kinda drunk until the next day when you look at your phone and see that you searched “Jim Belushi” in Google Maps
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dru montana@dru_montana47Nov 4
New Durag with @jonnydelco and @JakeMattera silly asses youtu.be/IvEXgVTmoGk?is=DnMf…
Durag and the Deertag Ep 332: Suck Our Shrimp w/ Jon Delcollo & Jake...

Durag and the Deertag Ep 332: Suck Our Shrimp w/ Jon Delcollo & Jake...

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Kumquat Hour@KumquatHourNov 4
🎉Episode 1 available now at patreon.com/kumquathour @jonnydelco @JakeMattera
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Halloween is upon us!
Kumquat Hour (@KumquatHour) profile pictureKumquat Hour@KumquatHourOct 31
Welcome to The Kumquat Hour! @JakeMattera and @jonnydelco bring you @KumquatHour, a weekly podcast with a weekly bonus episode every week on patreon.com/kumquathour. Weekly.
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We did it, folks! Hubie is top ten
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PLEASE SHARE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Portland I’ll see you Sunday! And let me know if you’ve seen Jimothy recently!
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Geraldo@voiceofgeraldoSep 21
Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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Just ran out of glove compartment hot dogs 😭
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Gettin’ Hubified tn #iykyk
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TGIF
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Hubie season is upon us.
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New Lil Stinkers ep just dropped. Anthony “the Ant” Spilotro Link below. Check it out. @mikerainey82 @jonnydelco youtu.be/_S0u2zn4MOs?is=dh4n…
Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro

Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro

Tony the Anthony? That’s what I thought, too. This crazy Chicago mf...

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12 hours until TIRES: SEASON 3 is on Netflix
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If I send this to you- you’re dangerously close to being annihilated.
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Thought my local 4th of July parade was underwhelming until I learned that the parade was cancelled and I was just watching kids on electric scooters holding up traffic
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@mikerainey82Jul 1
New Stinkers out now. This lil mf got me smmfh. Watch it here: youtu.be/vK2tQh6lpLk?is=OkCM…
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If anybody needs me, I’ll be selling glow sticks on the White House lawn.
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This MF
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Can’t believe @JakeMattera is in cahoots with Kars 4 Kids. youtu.be/lnU9uvRe4GA?si=0_Ca…
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Signing up for a comedy competition
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