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They didn’t make the traditional credit score illegal until the 80s Interestingly there was never once a housing crash with the old system
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME LIKE I'M FIVE If credit scores didn't exist until 1989, did all those boomers buy their first house without having to pass a credit check? Genuinely asking
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Rs look pretty cooked, lol
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*Vividly hallucinating on PCP, 3-MeO-PCE, Pregabalin, 2-FMA, 1-cP-LSD, Amphetamine, O-PCPr, 2C-B, 3-MeO-PCiPr, Ketamine, 4-AcO-DPT, DMXE, FXiPr, Etizolam, Clonazepam* wow is this how neurotypical people feel all the time
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Why is the internet negging the girl who wasn’t even flying the plane, some sick ppl out there
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WoW forever will cause a temporary dip in national productivity GTA 6 will cause a temporary dip in national crime Something to think about
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the night before gta 6 drops:
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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It’s more common than you think!
>Man goes off to college >Decides he wants an Asian gf >"Hmm, some tattoos and weird piercings but that's ok "Wait, some of her behaviors are off" "Whoa, hold on - did you get an Asian gf or a steppe nomad gf?" "What's the difference?" Explain the difference to him with charts and graphs "Oh no, she's a good girlfriend" She's a steppe nomad
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this is actually a pretty good idea imagine an AI powered fridge that shorts egg markets for you
My refrigerator just launched a perps dex
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one more good market wide flush and I'll feel comfortable dropping the start of the thing you will be doing next cycle
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wonder what the "cause" of the great crash into the line will be
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The good news is you won’t have to look at charts anymore I’ll let you work out the bad news for yourself
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Catch the bottom on x50 leverage and you’re right back in the game
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Rice is the only one acceptable to race mix with btw Can’t trust a white man who likes them jungle Asians
Race scientists tell us there are three kinds of Asian: Rice, Jungle, and Horse. Authorities say the assimilation of this young Horse Asian girl into suburb nosering tattoo shitlib porn culture may mark a worrying new low in global spiritual decline
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"Your mother, tragic about, Anakin. But an authentic street taco, have you had?"
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This may lead to a lot of things, but the one thing we know it can’t lead to is self reflection
Mike Rogers: "The next generation of kids thinks it's really cool to be against the Jews."
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Good to see that Jews are pausing their 100 year mission to build the American left now that it wants to kill them
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George Washington killed the American will to fight by winning the war
Trump definitively killed the Pro-Life movement. It’s over. Lord, have mercy on this wicked generation and the judgement we so deserve.
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That was actually the most unprofessional reaction from a doctor I’ve ever seen in my fucking life
The Two-Face reveal is incredible
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