Keith Malley (@KeithMalley) header
Keith Malley (@KeithMalley) profile picture

HALL OF FAMER! 🏆

EVERYWHERE!
Joined August 2008
Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)Photo by Keith Malley (@KeithMalley)
Although it’s been said many times many ways: Wyna Liu is a fuckin wino
1
130
Assume that for it being my first round ever I’m tiger woods in the good way #walkaboutminigolf
130
If God isn’t real, then how’d He make your phone? #checkmate
1
3
258
I need to find a movie to see. What is one?
3
2
459
Meanwhile, across town … CLT TACOS?! WTF?!
1
2
232
Keith Malley retweeted
YES! what a wonderful Podcast @KATG @KeithMalley with @spkheller 🙌❤️👇 3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller youtu.be/xNOayO99Ci8?si=RnYE… via @YouTube
1
1
4
286
Keith Malley retweeted
Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps
New reporting reveals the US used more than $5 billion worth of munitions in the first 2 days of the Iran war.
754
33,632
127
238,616
4,811,912
I’m trying out AI sex. Hey @grok wattup?
1
1
146
Everything expires. Even mayonnaise.
1
142
Keith Malley retweeted
Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.
BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.
767
22,196
232
353,875
15,619,601
1
1
183
KATG.com is a blessing from God herself
1
3
247
I know my taxpayer dollars go toward a lot of dumb shit, but this might be the dumbest.
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
176
633
20
8,812
204,403
Well shit, maybe I WILL make up with my dad. He said it was worth “over $500,000,000!” I didn’t know that meant 1.2 billion!!! KATG.com/gold with the great @jp_mcdade in 2022. you need VIP, use code FREETRIAL. It’s epic, and later in show related to the WWE in Riyadh.
A Treasure Hunter Is Suing The FBI. Claiming He Alerted Them To 7 Tons Of Buried Civil War Gold. They Stole It In A Secret Over Night Dig. The Gold is Worth Just Over $1.2 billion Today.
1
2
324
Keith Malley retweeted
Replying to @ericadamsfornyc
Maybe if the last mayor wasn’t a fuckin dipshit New York wouldn’t have a $12 billion deficit
1
1
112
This is exactly what the bad guy in The Running Man looked like
131
Erika Kirk is killing it on CNN with Imagine. #HappyNewYear
1
6
604
Saw Love Actually for the first time. So this director has like a hard-on for fat jokes, right? #MerryChristmas. I also saw Get Him to the Greek. Yeah, he did it.
1
144