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Lord Miles

@Lordmiles

Lord Miles is the last Great British Explorer who goes to the most extreme places on Earth. Catholic ✝️ currently walking the entire length of Iraq (50% done)

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Joined August 2021
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تم أسر "لورد مايلز" من قبل تنظيم الدولة الإسلامية (داعش) في الشرق الأوسط. Lord Miles has been captured by the Islamic State (ISIS) in the Middle East Ransom to be paid within 7 days
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I fucking hate airports so much >airline emails me saying I can upgrade for $350 to business >check in at airport and go to upgrade counter >”sir the price is $2,200” >but the price was $350 on the websi- >”no sorry price changed” I go on the app and click the upgrade and pay for it whilst still at the upgrade desk. Takes 10 seconds. Still $350. >He seemingly sees the update on his computer and looks visibility upset Do they get commission or something? I don’t understand how the prices that can that absurdly different.
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4,000 years ago the Aryans of Europe, with their wheeled chariots terrorized Indians in battle. In the modern age, the same Aryans carry on the tradition with their more advanced machine powered wheeled Chariots known as trains. Fundamentally nothing has changed
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I imagine someone has already drawn this link before me and posted about it, but I genuinely just came up with this when I was benching many reps of the average weight of an Indian man and thinking about how funny it would be to do that to one of them
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I’m tired of this society, I want power
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The government keeps emailing me to pay my student loans. How do I donate to the Iranian nuclear program?
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Someone just purchased the $4k hand worldwide delivery! 🎉 I checked the delivery address. It was my personal home address….
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@LordmilesNov 10
I’ve done something incredibly retarded I added a shipping option to my store where I will personally hand deliver the package anywhere in the world
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They’ve also requested a refund. Idk if I should
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No foids in the manly way 😎 - Kabul airport
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I’ve done something incredibly retarded I added a shipping option to my store where I will personally hand deliver the package anywhere in the world
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Exclusions are: USA & Canada (banned for suspected terrorism), India (ew), israel (not entering enemy territory), Brazil (wanted), Greece (legal trouble) and Russia (briefly fought in Ukraine) Lordmilesroutledge.com
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No stereotypes were hurt in the making of this video 🇬🇧
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So my address got leaked and management called me today saying someone has been mailing me 20kg (44lbs) of rocks daily for the last week.
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My tour group in Afghanistan are doing a cultural exchange with the youth
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If you’re interested in my product, the Osama bin lighter (SOUND ON) they’ll arrive from my US warehouse in time for Christmas. Lordmilesroutledge.com
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In Iraq they have Adolf Burger with swastika napkins
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If you’re interested in my product, the Osama bin lighter (SOUND ON) they’ll arrive from my US warehouse in time for Christmas. Lordmilesroutledge.com
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I will complete the walk of the entirety of Iraq in January. Let a chud have a Christmas <3
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I love when I get retarded schizophrenics in my DMs
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@LordmilesNov 8
I tweet out weekly that I’m a fed for Mossad + MI6 + CIA and niggas think it’s a conspiracy
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I just doxx myself and escalate the situation
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I love bringing western tourists to Afghanistan because you end up with interactions like this
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@RealPETE2020Nov 8
Taliban asked Canadian guy where he was from at check point last night and legit didn’t know what Canada was and didn’t believe him until he showed passport Basically went like… “Where you from” “Canada” “What the fuck is that”
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