Comic, MC, musician, actor, radio guy, dad and animal activist. Comes with 12 month warranty.
Melbourne, Australia
Joined March 2009
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Big weather systems coming through today in Melbourne so now is the perfect time to get rid of your rubbish. Throw it in your neighbour’s garden and blame it on the Storm.
I'm a comedian and a singer but I’d always wanted to be a hairdresser. As a child I'd practice in my bedroom pretending my microphone was a hairbrush.
About to do the electronic radio. 9 out of10 dentists recommend you listen.
3aw.com.au
My daughter was at the school holiday program at our local pool and won the 100 metre butterfly.
What the fuck are we going to do with a 100 metre butterfly?
Noah's Ark is crazy. Catching two of every animal? It took me 3 hours just to get one cat to the vet.
"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita... 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'
- Oppenheimer.
My wife is miserable and grumpy. Even after a two week holiday in Tahiti!
Unbelievable! She gave me the worst 'welcome home' ever.
For only $30 a month you can adopt a Jetstar passenger. Help us stop the brutal & inhumane way we treat them by donating today. You’ll receive a framed picture of your very own Jetstar passenger and regular updates as to where their luggage might be. Thank you
— Melbourne Airport