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I make content for coaches of imaginary football teams

Boston, MA
Joined June 2009
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Meghan Bird Burgoon retweeted
Damar Hamlin's toy drive fundraiser had a goal of $2,500. In the last hour, it’s risen to over $300,000 in donations.
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Meghan Bird Burgoon retweeted
Thinking of only one man today on this the day that Blake Bortles retired. – at Toronto, Ontario
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Max Verstappen could clinch his second World Championship and I'll be fast asleep... #japanesegrandprix #timezoneproblems
Max Verstappen could clinch his second World Championship at the place his F1 journey began 🔙
Meghan Bird Burgoon retweeted
RIP Queen Elizabeth you would have loved to see Jameis Winston and Kirk Cousins play in your kingdom
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I'm sorry, what?!
Matthew Slater said he has a lot of confidence in "Axel" if he has to step in for Mac Jones. Who's Axel? That's Brian Hoyer's first name.
AHHH I'm also scared of F1 in locations like Miami and Vegas AHHH!!
"you attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAAH f1 paddock tickets im so afraid aaaaaaaah
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11M! And we're having so much fun!
🏈 @ESPNFantasy Football sets a new all-time record! • 11M fans playing to date this season • ESPN Fantasy App has 55% more users than its closest competitor • No. 2 most-used sports app during football season (behind the ESPN App) Details: bit.ly/3RZUXxW
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Does this mean I have an imaginary career..?
oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months
It's @Stephania_ESPN Day!!!
NEW: ESPN is re-signing senior writer and injury analyst @Stephania_ESPN to a new, multi-year contract. Stephania is a rockstar analyst, and an even better person...so I'm very excited to have her back w/the ESPN fam! 🏈 More: bit.ly/3TeGa3J | #FantasyFootball
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The Autumn Wind covered by @jasonfitz hits just right on a Sunday morning
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Meghan Bird Burgoon retweeted
Antonio Brown woke up today and this was his first thought
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And now… a dramatic reading of “my biggest regret” by Antonio Brown:
OMG MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Little Giants 2. I’ll coach. Let’s do it.
Omg what a match and what a moment!! #euros2022
I see you @Chloe_Kelly98 well done. Enjoy the free rounds of pints and dinners for the rest of your life from all of England. Cheers!
I thought he was the best available QB during my #SFB12 draft and now I have to live through this torture all freakin season 😭😭😭
Aaron Rodgers really showed up to training camp as Nick Cage from Con Air 🤣 (via @packers)
Petition to do this in American sports vs. just tweets.
This is how Roma unveiled Paulo Dybala as a new signing tonight, in front of their fans. Goosebumps.