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Today’s TO-DO list:
- Reinvent the wheel
- Comment “fix later” in the security logic
- Name a variable after an ex
- Push to prod (later today of course)
Something works on the first try. You:
13%🥳 Celebrate
48%🕵️ Get suspicious
26%🧪 Test it again
13%😶 Don’t touch anything
23 votes • Final resultsLife was simpler when…
☁️ “Cloud” was for the sky.
🐍 “Python” was just a snake.
💍 “Commit” was about marriage.
Coworker - "Hey, new glasses! They look good"
Me - "Thanks..."
My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
Me: "...THEY HELP ME C#"
Ready for a week of transformation?
If it's not on your calendar yet... what are you waiting for? 👀
#MicrosoftFrontier
The 3 stages of writing new code:
“This will be quick”
“Why is this harder than expected?”
“Don’t touch it. It works”
Corporate habits we're retiring:
- "I hope this email finds you well."
- Emails after EOB.
Corporate habit we're keeping:
- Mentioning Microsoft Frontier Transformation Week whenever we can.
A stronger security foundation starts with:
🔒 Protecting data
🛡️ Reducing risks
🧪 Testing continuously
✅ Building trust
Why I won't be attending Frontier Transformation Week:
Why did you keep reading?
We’ve been waiting for months 😎