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Institutional Investor, Market-Maker/Floor Trader, 20+ years. Founder of Chicago Options Market-Making, Prop and HFT firms at the CBOE & CME | Board Member

Utah/Chicago/Tahoe/|No Advice
Joined July 2020
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A short video where I discuss Variance futures with the @Cboe Link: cboe.com/tradable-products/s…
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I just had my Grok Bot make a phone call to a big box retailer to check stock and ask if there was an upcoming sale on an item. I did zero other than prompt Grok Bot. it worked perfectly; I listened to the call, and I'm completely stoked that I didn't have to bother. yay @elonmusk
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seems like voting could be on the blockchain
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This might be the greatest video ever posted on this website
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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And VIX un’ched
I don’t want to be dramatic but… If $AAPL misses earnings today the market is literally going to zero.
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uh, puts just went wild in $AAPL let's hope these guys are wrong? 😳 Apple crash would be new levee breaking.
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BREAKING: Anthropic’s Q3 2026 results: Revenue: $17.0B, up 1,127% from a year ago and 47% from Q2 Operating loss: $567M, after a $974M profit in Q2 Adjusted operating income: $2.5B, a 15% margin (down from 19% in Q2) Net loss: $23.3B, vs. $12.1B a year ago
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nuts. Sorry for them and their families. Painless, but lots of time to know it's coming. RIP.
One of the most startling images I've ever seen... Writer: Michael
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I reckon he’d make things harder for @elonmusk $SPCX $TSLA
BREAKING: James Talarico soars to new high in Texas Senate election odds, just 3 days before the midterms. 70% chance Texas flips blue. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/TXSen26
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This is outstanding
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So what's the deal in Poland? Who is in the right?
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feels true
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Delayed election results? @jam_croissant has talked about this. Screenshot via @zerohedge
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rate expectations
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Correlation super bid!!! Sike. Zoom out.
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