The Retired Wikkie

After seeing Australia penalised for running on the pitch in the last Test it was nice to see Rohit jog down the centre of the pitch after the first ball. No penalty. #INDvsAUS

S.Marsh out for 3 off 9. Carey not out 3 off 2. Not hard. #CWC19 #AUSvSL

3 off 9 at the end of an ODI. To answer your question, yes, he does have photos of the coach. #CWC19 #AUSvSL

The Sri Lankan national anthem - if it had another verse it would require the game to have a reserve day. #CWC19 #AUSvSL

Is a Rob Quiney 9 better or worse that a Rory Burns 9? #SLvENG

Welcome back to Eden Park where Kane Williamson has just taken a first innings lead over England. #NZvsENG

Even Watto wouldn't have...nah, yeah he would have. #Ashes

Stoneman registers eighteen runs and one 'Watson' review. #Ashes

The look one has when you realise that 35 years ago, you should have settled for a wristy #ashes

One expects Marsh to raise the bat should he reach double figures. #Ashes

Meanwhile in Adelaide... #Ashes

The female Ok Google voice understands what a doosra is? One is in love. #Ashes

Have to ask why Handscomb took that to his right without Paine moving. #keeperscatch #ashes

Mark Renshaw? Tubby forgets quickly. #Ashes

Revolving door behind the stumps since one retired. Comeback? #ashes

So Peter Siddle failed in his audition to be Australia's Test number three? #SheffieldShield

First point of order as the new Australian fielding coach - Improving the standards of 'Niiiiice Gary' from the close-in players.

Appointing one as a fielding coach? Rather!

Moi hears Australian cricketers may go on strike. #comeback

Stanlake to be returned to the Big Bash to work on his batting. #AUSvPAK